1/ Making a cup of tea, going to the fridge to get milk, only to find that it’s been all used up bar a tiny dribble left in the container. Whoever uses the last of the milk, bring a new one in from the garage fridge!!
2/ Losing the argument with the wife again, that she hasn’t used the last of the milk because there was a tiny dribble left in it, hence why should she get a new one in?
You can sense this is a circular situation. She’ll even have her tea / coffee slightly too dark for comfort (whoops, might be accused of being racist) just to avoid using up the last of the milk so she can then win point 2.
[edit] there’s currently an extra frisson of danger to this game. She’s just started HRT and finding the levels that secure marital harmony and balance have so far eluded us. Losing point 2/ is potentially a capital offence, as is any other minor misdemeanour that can be thought up at random intervals. Including breathing, last night]