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Whats happening at on-one then?

  • 75 posts & 49 voices | Started 3 years ago by ChristoGinger | Latest reply from JoeNation

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  • Brant
  • carrera buyout
  • howies/timberland?
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  • mcvittes buyout
  • missing hair
  • new shed
  • off to tefal?
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  • SARACING
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  1. Stoner - Member

    last I heard Tomac had offered him a job designing tyre nobbles.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. ourmaninthenorth - Member

    Bikes to be sold only through marketing on STW website?

    On-one's viral marketing extends to Twitter as brant launches a new, even nicherer range of bikes designed for those with very short attention spans and blogging urges. To be branded "Twa*ter".

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. CHB - Member

    Nah, he's just got a bigger shed, with an Aga and spa pool fitted.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. andym - Member

    to

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. theotherjonv - Member

    PMSL at several comments on here

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. CHB - Member

    actually, I prefer the first one.
    Heard he had also decided to quit the bike industry and move into designing oil rig platforms using the skills learnt while designing a bike for Ton.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. the_lecht_rocks - Member

    lets hope that he continues to put out bikes like my ti456 which rips the heart out of my Hummer everytime i ride it

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. jim the saint - Member

    'my ti456....my Hummer'. I'm really starting to dislike you the_lecht_rocks, in a very jealous sort of way.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. ton - Member

    i heared a rumour, CHB is gonna get it.

    other one is i am gonna employ brant as my personal bike builder, cos i swap em that much.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. BadlyWiredDog - Member

    Truth is, On One has been bought by Tesco as their bike value brand, it's all going to be red, white and blue Value brand-striped Inbreds from now on. The white paint made it a done deal by minimising paint costs and allowing existing stock to be utilised with the aid of some sticky tape. Honest guv.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. epicyclo - Member

    You've all got it wrong.

    Brant's discovered that the paint he uses on the On-Ones is so tough that there is no need to have a steel frame under it.

    He is busy patenting this process and that is why the world economy has collapsed - because of the lower demand for steel.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. HTTP404 - Member

    Lloyds are taking over on-one. It'll be the "Lloyds Inbred" and the "Lloyds Scandal" - which also accurately describes the Lloyds board and the mess they're in.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  13. MrNutt - Member

    wild guess: he's got a new job as a frame designer over in the states?

    (just incase: it wasn't my idea!)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. the_lecht_rocks - Member

    404 - you've got it LOL
    jim the saint - you don't wanna see my suspension bikes then

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. tails - Member

    whatever he is doing congratulations hope you do well, shame on ones are so gopping looks wise

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. coolhandluke - Member

    Apollo Inbred anyone?

    On sale at a Halfords near you now?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. andrew - Member

    q`E

    Posted 3 years ago #
  18. andrew - Member

    Oops. That was either my cat or my 15mth old daughter. Or both of them together.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  19. MrSmith - Member

    all this fuss over the fact that he's facing up to being bald and going for a no1 crew cut.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. MrNutt - Member

    I can only hope that what ever it is it leads on to the ultimate goal...

    ...full scale jerky production!!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  21. theotherjonv - Member

    spots an opportunity to start viral marketing on the BBC by replacing the bearded wonder on TMS?

    "And at the end of the over, Strauss is ON-ONE"

    Posted 3 years ago #
  22. MrSparkle - Member

    Zak Tempest is taking over.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  23. rOcKeTdOg - Member

    the clues are there.....move to a GIANT distributor

    or maybe not, anyway whatever it is i wish him bon chance

    Posted 3 years ago #
  24. brant - Member

    .move to a GIANT distributor

    Oh give up.

    or maybe not, anyway whatever it is i wish him bon chance


    cheers happen.

    I AM NOT GOING TO WORK FOR GIANT (well, unless the price is right, and they approach me in 12 months time).

    Posted 3 years ago #
  25. luke - Member

    Opening a on-one branded physical shop?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  26. MrNutt - Member

    what about the Jerky!?!?

    its where the clever money is!!

    people will always need dried meat products Brant!!!

    cwmon!!!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  27. billyboulders - Member

    New edition of "mountain bike maintenance and repair" ?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  28. pjt201 - Member

    epicyclo - Member

    You've all got it wrong.

    Brant's discovered that the paint he uses on the On-Ones is so tough that there is no need to have a steel frame under it.

    have you ever owned an on-one? i think the only downfall of them is the very easy to chip paint!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  29. Jamie - Member

    Im going for sex change in a push to launch his new female orientated bikes. Congrats Brantalina.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  30. z1ppy - Member

    pjt201 - Member

    epicyclo - Member

    You've all got it wrong.

    Brant's discovered that the paint he uses on the On-Ones is so tough that there is no need to have a steel frame under it.

    have you ever owned an on-one? i think the only downfall of them is the very easy to chip paint!

    epicyclo's post made me laff so hard it hurt (again being an owner), pjt201, I (like) to think epicyclo knew what he was talking about & got it right on the money

    Posted 3 years ago #
  31. hora - Member

    I did worry alittle when I started reading this thread as I'm awaiting his full-susser with baited breath (well as long as its a sub4inch short travel/long fork capable steed)...hint hint!

    Brant does need a bigger shed though, when I was down there he had a few bike frames propped against his Dads Mower.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  32. Ashley - Member

    All I can say is soon you will be able to point to an on-one rider and say "Ur bike is a saracin!"

    Posted 3 years ago #
  33. simonfbarnes - Member

    Does gary Fisher not mind folk borrowing his beards?

    one of our female members referred to that sort of "beard" as a "muff tickler" :o)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  34. rOcKeTdOg - Member

    beards aren't called 'ladies favourite' for nothing

    Posted 3 years ago #
  35. Singlespeedpunk - Member

    All I can say is soon you will be able to point to an on-one rider and say "Ur bike is a saracin!"

    Well seeing as as of the end of March Saracen will cease to be in their current form as the brand has been bought by Madison (behing Ridgeback, Genesis and Shimano importer for the UK amongst other things) I really rather doubt it.

    Esp as Saracen went tits up a couple of years back owing lots of money to suppliers and factories then started the next day under a new name which had been registered a while before (Saracen Bikes vs Saracen Cycles any one?) and carried on as if nothing had happened!

    SSP

    Posted 3 years ago #

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