Mrs Binners was busy cooking tapas for tonight, and banished me off to the shops to get a couple of odds and sods she'd forgotten (and to get my half built bike out of the dining room)
So I've just moseyed, innocent and unsuspecting, into Morrisons. What greated me has chilled me to the bone! A scene of utter desperation and destruction. It seems the entire population had flocked there in a state of what can only be described as blind panic! They jettisoned every last vestige of their humanity as they picked over the decimated shelves, desperately searching for the nourishment needed to sustain them through the coming apocalypse. Even the aubergines were gone
The trouble is, I can't find out what this apocalypse is. I've checked for alien spacecraft hovering above. Nothing. The weather is a bit grim, but there are no immanent tsunami's or hurricanes forecast. There appears to be no deterioration in east west relations that threaten sudden thermonuclear Armageddon
So what's going on then?