Fell asleep in the sun on my back yard after a glorious road ride; woke up a bit damp, nippy and starving. Popped inside grabbed my hoody and raided the fridge for cold pizza, chilli prawns, veggie sausage roll, 2 boiled eggs, stilton and pickles accompanied with some rather hard chilli bread, cheese and onion crisps and 2 cans of Stella. Was lush, i’ve got the wind of Satan and can’t quite decide if i need a magnificent dump. If the stool materialise’s, i will then engage some apple pie with custard. Then be into the shower, and onto the wine for an evenings lazing, before some ‘internet research’ and an earlyish night.