Cove naming is brilliant if you have any sense of fun and can make a mundane thing like 'I'm going out for a ride on my Stiffee' very funny indeed. The same thing with the Ibis Tranny, great! Where's your sense of fun gone?!
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What're the worst bike names?
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Posted 6 months ago #
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Where's your sense of fun gone?!
Cove Hummer - ummmm...
Cove Sanchez - eeeww!
Actually I am a bit grumpy ATM. Sorry.
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Eric
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Cinelli Bootleg Hoy Hoy Rats
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Apollo Outrage. How can such a small kids bike weigh so much? It must be made of solid steel rods.
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Anything by Ragley.
All of them just sound a little too 'if you were in our gang you'd understand'...
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For years i didnt get the Orange Ms Isle, felt a bit dumb when the penny dropped and resented it ever since. I also saw an Apollo "America" yesterday proudly displaying that it was "handbuilt in England" with a Union Jack beside the statement.
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Raleigh Tomahawk. Crashed mine aged ten and it lived upto its name when a seat bolt took a huge slice into my calf. Road bike is called cyrene and calls me to the garage.
And I agree with TJ. Won't be buying anything from that ilk.
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Kinesis KM220L
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And I agree with TJ. Won't be buying anything from that ilk.
got to love the Victorian sensibilities brigade
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Cove Spunk Monkey is clearly the best
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charge fridge or sink or somethin
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I saw one of these brands at a Track Meet.
I wouldn't be able to ride fast on something that is supposed to stop you from moving.
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Dave Yates D.O.N.K.I.S. N.O.B.
can anyone remember what it stood for?
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Apollo Outrage... I would be outraged if I had spent my cash on one of those too!
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tazzymtb - MemberAnd I agree with TJ. Won't be buying anything from that ilk.
got to love the Victorian sensibilities brigade
Nowt to do with that - its that I don't feel the need to ride around with a bike thats a knob gag. I find it childish and purile
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Sintesi 'Bazooka'
Ace bike. Shit name.
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