Been asked to give Santa a list and I’m a bit stumped. There’s nothing I really want, or need. Aside from expensive stuff, like a new bike, or new car…but I’m led to believe Santa doesn’t have that much to spend. Need some good ideas 😕

I’ve asked Santa to see if he can put Christmas back in December where it belongs, but if he’s around I’d like some fireworks for bonfire night.

Coke, hookers, world peace…

If those aren’t in stock a nice single malt. 🙂

50% pay increase.

I’ve asked Santa to see if he can put Christmas back in December where it belongs

🙂 Time passes very quickly for Santa at this time of year, you know. He likes to be organised.

World Peace.

For some reason I seem to want a bamboo bike after seeing it on the front page. Weird.

Can you ask him where I can get a new knee? And a new back wheel for my Tricross?

Multi tool with relevant torx bits

Rhubarb Gin, curse you STW!

I’ll settle for some better fortune

Peaky blinders flat cap, no sign of Xmas until December 1st, first sighting of a Creme Egg March 1st, and world peace.

I’m not holding my breath……

Morvelo Socks and a nice bottle of rum

I’ve asked for a nice new track pump and one of them Airshot jobbies. Maybe a torque wrench too.

Fitbit HR, although I’m told it’ll break quite regularly if it gets even damp – should be perfect for Cwmcarn in Jan then.

Pants and vouchers.

Fireproof jumper

Some nice disc CX wheels or XT 11spd gruppo

A nice bottle of rum. And a lie in.

World Peace

Towie box set

Genuinely no idea, apart from a shipping container full of £20 notes however I feel that is unlikely.

Rather selfishly all I want is a decent 2016. This year has been a total cluster****.

Euro Jackpot?

Wool socks x5

Silence

I’m absolutely stumped.

I couple of bikes I’d like. I want to raise the truck and put a winch on it… Nothing remotely reasonable or possible though.

I’m not asking for anything…

But I’d quite like a really nice EBB (any suggestions?) and a cushty pair of jeans

I’m buying myself: fleecing crocs, a multitool, a nicely bound book, wrapping them and requesting £20 each from my kids and wife before they can give them to me.

Nothing – spent everything we have on a new kitchen already.

Can’t see the point of waiting until Christmas to buy the things I want or need.
I quite fancy a TT Rs but Christmas won’t be used an excuse to but it.

Exposure Revo, a Cycle2charge, ti-wire spork and a pair of mud huggers. I’d also like some time to fit everything but that’s less likely.

1St 2 have been bought and are sitting safe and sound. 8)

Not bike related, but one of these:

A lubricious, deeply filthy and wildly reckless partnership.

Sexy underwear, for me.

Merino socks
Whisky
A new job

Whisky

Big Mac large fries….and a personal nude visit by Katy Perry …so she can have a word on my mic!! 😛

Heart rate monitor? Honestly have no idea what else really.. maybe some money for next years alps trip.

A big A2 cutting mat for the workshop.
A metre-long steel ruler.
A big pile of spare props for the quadcopter.
A new seat-post.
Vouchers for my favourite home brew shop.

And as we currently have builders in the office, I’ve decided I need a self-levelling laser thingy that projects cool laser lines perfectly horizontally and vertically onto the walls. No immediate uses, but I’m positive it’ll come in handy one day. Plus, well, lasers.