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  • What would your local American football team be called?
  • zippykona
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    Following the other thread and how I dislike sports where the teams have silly rufty tufty names.
    What would yours be called?
    Our nearest place anyone has heard of is Epsom. So our team would be either the Epsom Downers or Salters.Both guaranteed to scare the pants off any opposition.

    willard
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    The Papworth Hearts or, if I went further afield, The Cambridge Blues.

    That’s assuming Cambridge wasn’t too snooty for NFL

    grizedaleforest
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    Kendal Mints or the Kendal Snuffers… guess they’d be minor league.

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    sobriety
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    Nottingham Outlaws.

    wanmankylung
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    Edinburgh Wolves apparently. Or on a more local level The Muirhouse Apaches would be a good name.

    mikey3
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    The port Talbot pigf*****s

    wwaswas
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    The Hove Actuallys

    giant_scum
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    Couple from my area Bathgate Anaesthetists’, Livingston Roundabouts or my favourite Linlithgow Black Bitches!

    Northwind
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    Ours were the Scottish Claymores. Won the world series!

    P-Jay
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    The Cardiff Bitter former Rugby Players and Yank-Loving Yoofs.

    TimP
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    Willard, think you will find it is the Cambridgeshire Cats….grrrrrrrr

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    Junkyard
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    Lancashire Lions

    Manchester Marauders

    akira
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    Epsom Stallions I imagine or Epsom mothersdohaveem.

    Cougar
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    Surely the Ozzy Gobbins, Junky?

    nemesis
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    The Bristol Baaaadgers!!!

    jekkyl
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    The Stoke Chavs. ?!

    MrNice
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    Just down the road from me (bastards) – the Low Edges Bike Thieves

    muppetWrangler
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    They existed already and were the Heathrow jets. Although I used to go and watch the London Ravens play occasionally.

    sbob
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    Willard, think you will find it is the Cambridgeshire Cats….grrrrrrrr

    And it’s the Papworth Coffin Dodgers.

    beej
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    The Newbury Fruits.

    tomhoward
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    Northern monkeys.

    We play at flat cap field.

    dirtyrider
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    Scunthorpe Steelers, were once a team

    pondo
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    The Bartley Green **** On Quads, if it’s supposed to be indicative of the natives.

    pedropete
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    The Earlswood Lakers ftw! And just down the road the Gatwick Jets

    teamhurtmore
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    Hind Headers
    Bowl Punchers
    Northern Monkeys
    Peaslake Barry’s
    Mac All-I-Stars

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Simister Inbreeders. Although they may struggle to find helmets that fit their unnaturally wide heads.

    Ro5ey
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    Used to play against The LA something or others … where LA was Luton Area 🙂

    My home team … Brentwood Browns … after all the fake tan

    wwaswas
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    Although they may struggle to find helmets that fit their unnaturally wide heads.

    But the extra digits make catching the ball easier.

    Swings and roundabouts.

    zippykona
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    Pedro, surely the Red Hill Billies.

    MrWoppit
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    The Jeremy Werfits.

    matt_outandabout
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    DaveRambo
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    The Leamington Lemmings

    jimster01
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    Worcester Warriors…. oh hang on. 😕

    Malvern Meerkats

    teadrinker
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    Ours is actually the Colchester Gladiators, I’m guessing realting to the roman heritage of the town.

    matt_outandabout
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    Does it count our bike club for children is called Wallace Warriors?
    We even have matching kit already… 8)
    [url=https://flic.kr/p/agA2Fh]Wallace Warriors and Stirling Bike Club[/url] by Owen P, on Flickr

    thestabiliser
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    Greenodd Cattlegrids

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    bigblackshed
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    Our local roller derby team is called The Hereford Horror Bulls.

    And those girls are harder than any American football team, so they win.

    🙂

    cheburashka
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    Manchester Tarts FTW.

    wombat
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    Hambleton Honey Badgers grrrrrrr

    pedropete
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    Zippy, what about the Ewell Logs

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