Realised this morning that I need a bath-robe with a belt that does NOT self-undo/trail around after slipping from the loop.

Not sure if need to re-invent the bath-robe or un-invent tasty carbohydrates 😳

I need to invent a method of getting weatabix out of the box without crumbs going everywhere.

I would uninvent the dressing gown. Get up, shower, get dressed. Who needs a dressing gown?

Put a half-twist the the bath-robe belt loops before feeding the belt through.

*Edit. Changed to ‘bath-robe’ as pics of dressing gowns look ladylike and a bit silky for my tastes.

who needs a dressing gown?

I need to get from bed through freezing cold downstairs to kitchen and carry tea and coffee – then back to bed for Sunday morning sups and reads. Getting clothed and then unclothed is a lot of un-relished work tbh. Might even wear it to the boot-sale later…with crocs.

Put a half-twist the the bath-robe belt loops before feeding the belt through.

I always said that some folk on here must have trouble getting dressed in the morning

🙂

A machine for stripping wallpaper.

I swear the last person stuck this stuff up with evostick, what a waste of this good weather.

I always said that some folk on here must have trouble getting dressed in the morning

Malvern rider, rule 5 applies, you don’t need to get dressed at all just toughen up for your kitchen stroll… … If you’ve been abusing the carbs you should have enough insulation on you anyway…

The OP is Mrs Brown and I claim my £5

I would invent a yogurt pot that didn’t splurt out drops when the foil is peeled back.

Mobility scooters for fat Jeffers who really don’t need them and should just walk!

Edukator – Troll
I would uninvent the dressing gown. Get up, shower, get dressed. Who needs a dressing gown?

as I work from home some days getting dressed is unnecessary, hence a dressing gown is perfect, if you have ever had a phone conf with somebody who works from home chances are they were naked