gonzy – Member
good on her. those cocks deserved it. i really hope its a works van too…
boss: what happened to the wing mirror?
cock 1: some woman on a bike ripped it off boss
boss: why
cock 1: cos me and cock 2 were harassing her, cock 2 said some nasty things to her and tried to touch her up and she didnt like it
boss: you’re both fired and you owe me for the mirror
Or,
boss: what happened to the wing mirror?
cock 1: some woman on a bike knocked it off boss
boss: why
cock 1: cos she finks she owns the road, dunt pay no road tax, and we ‘ad right of way, shouldn’t even be there in the first place.
boss: Quite right. I’ll phone the police and have her done for criminal damage. Hopefully someone got it on camera.
-cyclist gets prosecuted for criminal damage as it’s an easy pull with the video proof on social media, and also gets a tazering to the face for answering back and not producing I.D.