Escape from his high security cell in the holding compound then unmask the lizard overlord body double live on tv.

Edit : then the goat of course.

Newsreader? it`s only reading out loud so why do they get paid so much ?

Like being a DJ. How hard is it to put on some gramophone records, for christ’s sake?

Retire irritating man, no idea what he’s done but never the less another BBC pain in the arse presenter.

I am still contemplating my own question, I will be avoiding the 6pm news tonight and hope Channel 4 will be less accommodating.

For those on Nicholas watch enjoy !

Next time you see him announcing real news it’s a 50/50 chance he’ll be telling you you’re about to have an extra day off work. 🙂

It would have been so funny if the BBC were on strike and missed the whole thing. We may have got some peace then.

Punch Kate Burley for being even more banal than him ….

It would have been so funny if the BBC were on strike and missed the whole thing. We may have got some peace then.

Was the United Off Switch (Televisions, Radios and Computers) Repairmen’s Union on strike?

Self immolation
For those of a nervous disposition I suggest you don’t google an image
Happy now mods?

Cover (with aplomb) God Save the Queen by the Sex Pistols

Ride off into the sunset on an Albino donkey with Kay Burley and Micheal Gove in each saddlebag

He’d never ever get any respect from me, not after I saw him wearing uggs

Seppuku,preferably live on tv.

Whoops,double.

Heard him on Radio 4 this morning so I suspect he will be back on our screens again tonight. It’s a good time to resurrect this thread.

Heard him on Radio 4 this morning so I suspect he will be back on our screens again tonight. It’s a good time to resurrect this thread.

Not on mine, he won’t.

Nail Kate Middleton and get caught out by a grainy full page tabloid exclusive cover photo snorting lines off her naked arse in a hotel room.