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  • What would Guy Martin do?
  • Kryton57
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    …has become my latest mantra.

    I’m either going to be fired at work, or end up with my finger jammed in a vice in a&e, but I did drink more Tea than usual yesterday.

    *shrugs*

    jimjam
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    He would though, he would. He probably would.

    He wouldn’t.

    DezB
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    Flirt, then realise he prefers engines.

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    Kryton57
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    What I’ve borrowed from him so far;

    a) Just get on with it
    b) Don’t watch the news (I’d started this anyway)
    c) Drink more Tea
    d) *shrug* more and walk away
    e) Concentrate on the things I like/want to do
    f) Drink more tea

    scandalous
    Free Member

    go faster
    fall in love with someone with a foreign accent
    say ‘mega’ more

    convert
    Full Member

    Probably work at everything (bikes, motorbikes, day job, odd tv jobs) harder and with more conviction than most of us are capable of mustering.

    Whilst drinking a shed load of tea.

    and saying mega quite a lot.

    Whilst I have more than a healthy dollop of man love for the lad, I’d imagine he’d be flipping hard work to be married to.

    felixdamouse
    Free Member

    just be the legend he is, surely has to be on the queens honours list for this year?

    munrobiker
    Free Member

    Not listening to the news is a pretty fundamental part of me retaining my sanity.

    I don’t drink masses of tea, though.

    zippykona
    Full Member

    Do you reckon he has smelly feet?

    Kryton57
    Full Member

    Yep. He admits to wearing the same pants for 4 days on the trot…

    wrecker
    Free Member

    Yep. He admits to wearing the same pants for 4 days on the trot…

    6 different ways to wear a pair of pants!
    At junctions of moral deliberation, I always ask “What would Harry do?”

    mikewsmith
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    have a ****

    honeybadgerx
    Full Member

    Weld a couple of gussets on anything that’s broken and add some hope disc brakes. Work may not thank you for this when the kettle breaks.

    wrecker
    Free Member

    have a ****

    I very much doubt prince harry needs to ****.

    brakes
    Free Member

    Guy Martin’s solution to most things is to put a Hope disk brake on it.

    natrix
    Free Member

    I very much doubt prince harry needs to ****

    Does he have somebody who does it for him?????

    sands
    Free Member

    “Greatness is about being able to sit, on the floor, on the side of the road, by your motorcycle, next to a garbage bin, and be happy. Of course, the British definition of greatness is doing the same thing, only with a cup of tea.”

    Guy Martin Demonstrates Greatness

    CountZero
    Full Member

    Love that photo, that’s not PGTips he’s drinking, it’s posh tea; there’s a string with a tag dangling over the side of that bucket he’s drinking out of! 😀

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    At junctions of moral deliberation, I always ask “What would Harry do?”

    How does wondering who your dad is help?

    jekkyl
    Full Member

    I don’t like tea, I prefer coffee 🙁

    robdob
    Free Member

    Love that photo, that’s not PGTips he’s drinking, it’s posh tea; there’s a string with a tag dangling over the side of that bucket he’s drinking out of!

    To be fair its probably a cafe he’s got it from…… At least he’s left the bag in.

    I assume the sheer biblical amount of tea he drinks means he probably won’t say no to any type of tea, ever… 😉

    felixdamouse
    Free Member

    it’ll be Yorkshire tea….obviously. 😉

    zippykona
    Full Member

    Guy Martin has got a red Indian cousin with a similar tea affliction.
    Sadly he was found dead recently in his tea pee.

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    it’ll be Yorkshire tea….obviously.

    He’s from Linconshire.

    Simple test

    1) is it inferior to Lancashire

    No – It’s Lancashire
    Yes – see question 2.

    2) Does it claim to be better than Lancashire

    Yes – Yorkshire

    No – Linconshire

    unovolo
    Free Member

    Surprised one of the tea companies isn’t sponsoring him,
    170mph round the Isle of man with ‘Monkey’ as a pillion.

    geoffj
    Full Member

    Lined up for Strictly next year apparently 😯

    fasthaggis
    Full Member

    Who,Kryton ?

    nealglover
    Free Member

    it’ll be Yorkshire tea….obviously.

    He’s from Linconshire.

    But like anyone with any sense….he drinks Yorkshire Tea.

    Nico
    Free Member

    He’s just a younger Fred Dibnah.

    stu170
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    Tea came from a marshals house just found the corner. Was there watching in Ramsey square that day. And for drinking Yorkshire tea, as a full blown, proud as punch yellow belly as well, its difficult but it is the best tea.

    jota180
    Free Member

    To be fair its probably a cafe he’s got it from…… At least he’s left the bag in.

    He’s sat right next to a cafe but it was closed, I think it was the souvenir shop on the corner that brought him it.

    That photo is just after he was black flagged at Parliament Sq. in Ramsey when someone 10 miles back up the course noticed his front wheel pinch bolt had fallen off.
    So that’s 10 miles or so of up to 200mph 😯

    cheekyboy
    Free Member

    I was also there that day, it was actually camomile and that’s not a garbage bin either…………its a rubbish bin, dust bin or a wheelie bin but definitely not a garbage bin 🙂

    atlaz
    Free Member

    dustbin not dust bin… 🙄

    cookeaa
    Full Member

    Could be a recycling bin, or Garden waste…

    felixdamouse
    Free Member

    he maybe from Lincolnshire but the man drinks Yorkshire tea, he mentioned it in the tv series speed. think he called it “proppa” tea

    grenosteve
    Free Member

    Lined up for Strictly next year apparently

    I WOULD PAY SO MUCH MONEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

    cozz
    Free Member

    he’d be funny as foook on strictly, but can’t see him in sequins some how

    His TV stuff is Proppa too

    smurf
    Free Member

    I’ve really enjoyed the Speed series. I’ve kept the recording of the one with the gravity racer because I want my daughters (only 6 and 4 though) to see that girls can do maths and engineering and stuff as well as the boys can.

    I’d love to see more stuff like that series on TV. I wrote to Channel 4 and told them and they sent a nice email back. Perhaps all Guy fans should….

    wilburt
    Free Member

    Ahh the tea fields of Yorkshire..aaup lad.

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