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What would be the most expensive cut of meat on a human?
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Posted 1 year ago #
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I'm sorry, I have nothing intelligent or constructive to add to this thread, as I am too distracted by the thought of biting Kylie and Nigella's bottoms.
Mmm....bottoms......
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Could you try a pillow instead?
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will the girls be farmed for their milk in this moo world
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I always thought you were a bit of a bottom feeder elf......
BBSB might want to keep that particular "interest" to yourself... Mind you I like the way you think.
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Im sure i've "herd" all this before!
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Would cows come up with such phrases as:
like a human with a gun, eh?
As much use a tits on a man
and would you call the irritating bovines silly humans?
Incidentally kobe beef is massaged every day and fed beer. i could live with that for a while...
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Come on, this is getting silly now. Can we please try to give the jokes a rest? I am writing a dissertation on this and was hoping for some sensible ideas.
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I am writing a dissertation on this and was hoping for some sensible ideas.
LOL - good one
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What udder drivel.
Moove along, nothing to see here.
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I do hope you'll be crediting us for contributions to your homework!
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He'll be saying that it's market research next.
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???
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well, for your homework - the tastiest cut, according to my nextdoor neighbour, is apparently the little muscle between your thumb and forefinger. (and I don't mean that little muscle - put it away, dirty boy)
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Lets see what I can come up with on the hoof..
No question about it - Kylie's butt!
ps..
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surely if its that important some real world testing is required?
If this is for your dissertation i'll eat my own ass.
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Blimey you're a cynical bunch - it's all true! I'm quite worried actually since i'm not on good terms with my supervisor. In fact we had a bit of a beef last week, when he told me my last piece of work was offal. I know I shouldn't steak all my hopes on it, but I really want to impress him with this project, or I might be for the chop. I really want to be on the topside of the class, and all you guys can do is rib me about it...
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what a load of mince.
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Poppa, if you are serious about the dissertation, then you need to read some Aldous Huxley, I'm pretty sure he wrote some stuff on a similar theme, though the title eludes me at the moment. Anyone?
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Before anyone spends too much time on it, no, I was entirely taking the piss!
EDIT: Thought the swear filter might take care of that one?!
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Don't worry Poppa, I was referring to Brave Moo World
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poppa = Mr Nutt in a different trollage device
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What do cows call their beef curtains anyway?
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Vachina? (Well, the french cows anyway)
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poppa - I should have known better than to ask a serious question on STW.
WTF? Poor troll.
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If cows took over the world, we'd be ok - they're herbivores.
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If cows took over the world, we'd be ok - they're herbivores.
Thats what they said about hitler
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Oh dear.
We've gone from Kylie and Nigella's bottoms, to Adolf Hitler.
I assume you meant Adolf? Or perhaps his sister Paula?
I don't think her bottom would've bin particularly appealing, somehow...
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Kylie's prime stuff, too valuable to go into the food chain. What we need to do is to up the quality of existing stock by a selective breeding process with Kylie.
Form a line gentlemen and er ladies (may need a fluffer or two)....
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Obviously the tastiest part of a person is/are BRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNZZZZZ.
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The infraspinatus, or slices of calf like bacon.
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The infraspinatus, or slices of calf like bacon.
Ya eedjit. Bacon is from a pig, not a calf, you're thinking of veal.
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my dad got taken into hospital this week, and I learned how valuable it is to have a pancreas. I dunno how tasty it is, but it's certainly valuable.
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