For the kids. Not for me.

I used this one last year…

http://www.portablenorthpole.tv

don’t use tourettessanta.com, would be my advice.

take them to Lapland you tightwad.

Yes, because EVERYONE can afford to do that, slackwad! 🙄

chatroomgroomer.com?

I was joking, pillockwad 😉

Whats the opposite of pillock?? 😕

Just done it.

http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/

Very good!

I would go to Lapland, but I’m out on the piss in Prestwich that night Terra. 😉

Our six-year-old loved it last year. When it finished he had wide saucer eyes, so it was pretty rewarding.

Only problem is if your child has an unusual name that’s not on their list and you have to approximate. My son noticed straight away that Santa had mis-spelled his name, so we had to cover for him and pretend it was all part of some magical elf conspiracy. 🙄

Whats the opposite of pillock??

I believe your next move is to call TH a flangewad 😆

That’s brilliant, my 3 year old just watched it 6 times 🙂 Made my day, thanks 🙂

Thrungemop?

Various (free) options here too.

I really have got some bad news for you about this Santa dude.

Portablenorth pole is fantastic, kids are truly amazed when they see it.

A couple of years ago it had some great options for adults who were on the naughty list, it wasn’t as good that way last year so hopefully it has gone back to how it was.

I will do it again when the big day gets a bit closer.