Lady gets removed from a chap NSFW

My first thoughts are.
1. Where was the phone to call for help (hope it was in the same room)

2. Ewwwwww

What type of surgery did they do?

Erective.

RACIST!!!

That happened to a friend of ours – she was an air stewardess having an affair with her captain, he died midway through sex and she managed to wriggle out from under him

People getting stuck ‘together’ (although when both are alive) has been reported for centuries all over the world. It’s bizarre.

No happy ending for him then.

Seems he came and went.

Or came late…

Anyone remember the opening bit in “Private Benjamin”?

On Omaha beach?

Whatever floats your (unarmoured landing) boat, morecash…

Not sure if we all get the same click bait but I think theirs must be dyslexic or just random

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That happened to a friend of ours – she was an air stewardess having an affair with her captain, he died midway through sex and she managed to wriggle out from under him

Don’t leave us in suspense like that… who landed the plane?

she was an air stewardess having an affair with her captain

… roger, Roger ?

The snip?

Sticadictomy