Bought today on a whim and wandering what lovely things i can do with it.

Climb a tree and throw it at people that walk past?

cut it in half and hang up for the birds.

if its owt like when I bought one it will go like this .

poke its eyes out to drain the milk smell it and nearly gipp . and find it is rotten .

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Cut it in half and use it to pretend you’re riding a horse.

rejoice that you can afford to not only eat fruit but exotic fruit?
Make a helmet from it and mock TJ with it?
They are a pain actually good luck.

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Cut it in half and use it to pretend you’re riding a horse.

Obviously! But what do i do with the juice and flesh…. i’m thinking coconut and banana smoothie for breakfast.

i’m thinking coconut and banana smoothie for breakfast.

Men do not drink “smoothies”. It’s the LAW.

make a few Painkillers

4 parts orange juice
2 parts coconut milk
2 parts pinapple juice
huge amount of white rum
nutmeg sprinkled on top

= damage inc.

Pull your jumper up over your head.

Balance coconut on top.

Pretend you are the bloke with shrunken cranium from the waiting room in Beetlejuice.

You could make an exotic bra for your wife from the two (empty) halves. Withe the coconut flesh, you could make an exciting dessert which could follow a romantic candle-lit meal.

Your wife will love you more for this.

1) Stick coconut on a shelf
2) throw £1.00 in the bin
3) throw three balls at said coconut – obviously missing

Repeat steps 2 & 3 until all change is in the bin

4) walk away muttering about superglue

If it is an old coconut, not much

If it’s a fresh young green coconunt, stick it in a bucket of ice, cut the top off when cool, drink the lovely juice, eat the soft flesh, then balk at the fact it probably cost you 3quid and yet you could have picked one up for 20p from a roadside stall in Thailand.

Yes but it’ll cost you hundreds of pounds to fly to Thailand, and the carbon footprint’ll be a tad large.

good point flying it here instead makes so much more sense

58p actually

Don’t be shy.

Yes but it’ll cost you hundreds of pounds to fly to Thailand, and the carbon footprint’ll be a tad large.

This is a cycling forum, elf. No carbon footprints to see here, just tired legs.

Amuse your neighbours by recreating scenes from the Holy grail in your back garden. Do you have any witches that need burning in your locale?

”How to crack a coconut”

Probably not worksafe, unless your work likes swearing…..

For this experiment you will need:

2 x Swallows
1 x Coconut
1 x String

……

African or European swallows?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?