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  • What to buy an office full of women?
  • timc
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    So paying a visit to a company that we deal with, office full of young women working in PR, what kind of ‘token gesture’ do you arrive with to thank them for their continued efforts? 😐

    Any suggestion or previous experience’s welcome, expect some good advice here, don’t let me down 🙂

    stufield
    Free Member

    big tin of celebrations

    timc
    Free Member

    work in PR!!

    speaker2animals
    Full Member

    I’d just buy myself some ear defenders!

    oooh risky!

    brakes
    Free Member

    chocolate works everytime. I work in a department which is predominantly women.
    some of those chocolate miniatures are good.
    roses/ quality street if their average age is 80.

    Houns
    Full Member

    Just pay my travel costs and I’ll be there, you’re welcome

    kayak23
    Full Member

    Diet Coke break?

    Three_Fish
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    A skip of kittens

    TheChunk
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    Food definately. Chocolates, cookies or similar.

    wombat
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    Spanish Fly FTW

    grum
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    Chocolate. 60% of the time, it works every time.

    mrmo
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    trend in my office seems to be cup cakes rather than chocolate. but don’t think chocolates would be refused.

    brakes
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    in our office where half the department is women under 30, when anyone comes back from a business trip or holiday abroad, which is practically every other day, they are obliged to bring back a ‘treat’.
    things that go down well are chocolate miniatures, boxes of posh chocolates, sweeties, lollipops and surprisingly, cheese.
    things that don’t go down well are liquorice, dates, meat, seaweed crackers (!), chocolate liqueurs and those hyper-sweet sweets you get from the Indian sub-continent.

    TuckerUK
    Free Member

    Your phone number?

    wrecker
    Free Member

    Me.

    wombat
    Full Member

    Just as a point of clarification, when you say it’s an office FULL of women does this mean that there’ll not be enough space for you unless you push your way into the room through a crush of ladyness and displacing 1 (or possibly more) of them to outside the room in order to allow you in?

    RustySpanner
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    kimbers
    Full Member

    cakes/chocolate
    hummingbird bakery nearby?

    enfht
    Free Member

    Nothing says “we appreciate your efforts” more than a tabard.

    higgo
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    Munqe-chick
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    Cookies or CAKE….nom nom nom! I’m sure chcolates wouldn’t be refused!
    Or even better give them a half day .. send them all home early! ALWAYS a winner….

    CaptJon
    Free Member

    tequila

    tron
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    Nice chocolates (ie, better than Thorntons). PR girls tend to be pretty slim IME so they probably won’t want a massive family tin of Celebrations…

    weeksy
    Full Member

    vibrators or tampax depending on what week.

    john_drummer
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    sorry to rain on everybody’s parade but…

    let me get this straight

    1) there’s a PR company;
    2) your company pays the PR company to do PR stuff

    <deep pockets, short arms>
    why on earth do you need to give the PR company’s employees chocolate/cake/something else? Isn’t the fact that they’re getting paid for an honest day’s work enough?

    </deep pockets, short arms>

    wrecker
    Free Member

    why on earth do you need to give the PR company’s employees chocolate/cake/something else?

    something’s telling me timc has a penis. Next.

    wallop
    Full Member

    @higgo – Starflower oil is much better 😉

    scaredypants
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    j_d, I believe the OP is hoping to shag one, some or all of them

    Failing that, go for Houns, naked apart from a ribbon round his nob and lots of nutella – always works for me

    pop-larkin
    Free Member

    One!

    Tiger6791
    Full Member

    Cup cakes & champagne

    They are like cat nip for PR types

    donsimon
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    1) there’s a PR company;
    2) your company pays the PR company to do PR stuff

    I fear you’re missing the point.
    a) timc- BMW driving music industry executive on a mission.
    b) Office full of PR totty.
    Chocolates should do the trick and don’t forget your best shiney suit. 😉

    PePPeR
    Full Member

    If you have any decent regional delicacies that you’re able to take in then perhaps that may be a good idea, depending on where you are of course!

    For us I’m a Melton Mowbray lad and Stilton always goes down well! 🙂

    Moses
    Full Member

    Lindt chocolate bunnies, bought in boxes of 60.
    The young ladies will eat them, the older ladies will take them for their kids.
    Don’t forget to leave your business card with your private number!

    larrystumbles
    Free Member

    enfht – Member
    Nothing says “we appreciate your efforts” more than a tabard.

    .. Pure gold

    john_drummer
    Free Member

    something’s telling me timc has a penis. Next.

    thought it might be something like that. but I still don’t get it. must be a Lahndan thing

    Zulu-Eleven
    Free Member

    rickmeister
    Full Member

    Tom Jones records and knickers….

    loum
    Free Member

    rabbits

    buzz-lightyear
    Free Member

    What to buy? An office-full of women?

    or even

    What to buy: An office, full of women!

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Last time I had cause to bring food into the office, I brought two dozen Krispy Kreme donuts.

    I wasn’t sure how well they’d be received with diets and all. They were gone inside of ten minutes.

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