I've found somewhere that'll print custom text on a hi viz jacket. Just need to decide what to write. I'm sure 'polite' will get me more room but might be a bit dodgy, 'traffic' is another option or maybe 'one less car'. Any suggestions from the STW massive?

W*nkers

😉

Soft and Squishy

I'd just leave it at that, TBH. Makes you look like a copper, which might help…..

"Would you treat a car driver like that?"

"I'm going faster than you think"

"Stop bitching, I'm one less car in front of you"

"Zero Emissions Vehicle"

"Oh just **** off you tosser"

"Bikes don't kill people, I do"

the people you need to worry about aren't going around reading your jacket, they're not looking anyway…

This one

but with a comma in the middle of the middle line 🙂

IME, too many signs are a bad thing. More than one word will never get read enough….

'one less car'
how about 'one car fewer'? Same idea but far more pleasing. 😉

"DRUNK"?

' WARNING !! This cyclist has a tendency to swerve across the road without warning'

-or-

'CAUTION! DVLA experiment. Blind cyclist. Please pass carefully'

SINGLETRACK
READER
WITH
ATTITUDE

WARNING!
Blind
Rider

WARNING LIVE CCTV CAMERA CARRIED

Link to website please?!

if you need to get a few together to qualify for printing to make it worthwhile i'd be intrested in one of the polite vests. make sure you get it done on a sleeved version rather than a "vest".