No coke. No hookers.
Don’t NEED anything. Don’t want anything particularly other than change stem for something a bit more bling that will make 0% difference to my riding.
I bike and do hikes sporadically.
Any ideas? Need inspiration 😕

First in with candle.

First in with Taser.

Inspiration.

No coke. No hookers.

Heroin and Rent Boys?

And a new meme was born.

Power Kite

Keeping the classics alive

I was about to post a Dog Costume, but I misstyped and ended up with dogging costume..

So to save that embarrassment for you, here’s a Dog Costume.

A new T-shirt. You can never have enough T-shirts.

Putin calendar

Apologies for the sensible suggestion, but how about a weekend away together somewhere?

First in with candle.

As ever. You dirty little urchin.

Apologies for the sensible suggestion, but how about a weekend away together somewhere?

The only thing I’ve asked for this time is a lovely Moleskine notebook that I saw in Rymans for about £15 next to those lovely fibre tip pens that Binners & I like so much.

My wife got me a Rab Electron down gilet. She just doesn’t know it yet.

stwhannah – Member
Apologies for the sensible suggestion, but how about a weekend away together somewhere?

Centre Parcs?

Centre Parcs?

At that price you may as well just ask for a new bike.

First in with candle.

As ever. You dirty little urchin.

Every happy couple enjoys a yankee.

You could save a few quid on Centre Parcs and just get some candles. I think bearnecessities can recommend some suitable ones.

Sorry bear, I’m working away and sat in a Premier Inn, bored.

Should have gone to Centre Parcs I guess. With some candles.

A tatt.

Thanks…especially Cougar. Not quite sure what you’re getting at but guessing you’re suggesting a ‘ooooh look at me everyone’? My wife just asked me what I want…I thought I’d see if someone into similar interests could suggest something I haven’t thought of, other than candles and t-shirts obviously. I am very sorry if I have offended you Mister Moderator Sir 🙄

A really nice knife. Well yhats what i bought myself from the mrs.

I think Cougar was referring to the “heroin and rent boys” post.

New patio?

Everyone knows it’s crack and rentboys.

Apologies for the sensible suggestion, but how about a weekend away together somewhere?

Very forward of you Hannah.

Not quite sure what you’re getting at but guessing you’re suggesting a ‘ooooh look at me everyone’?

I think someone needs to look up what a meme is.

Everyone knows it’s crack and rentboys.

Hello, Mr Vaz. How on earth are you still a Member of Parliament?

Very forward of you Hannah.

very good

Very forward of you Hannah

Very good Drac 🙂

Edit: Dang. Beaten to it by laughing.

rene – you are quite right. Apologies to Cougar – hopefully not on your ban/shitlist 😉

Lobster thermidor?

This candle chat is brilliant

It gets on my wick, I’m afraid.

Uuni pizza oven.

Can you still get a Tower of London Poppy?

A side entry bottle cage? I wouldn’t know which to suggest tho 🙂

3D printer of course.