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What phrase precedes a bollocking in your house?
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"Fine!"
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"Can you come here a minute...PLEASE!"
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"Remember you said that you would..."
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David!
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Usually "I need another bike..."
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just my name uttered by my wife these days is enough to know what is coming
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"It doesn't matter....."
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'do what you want'
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"I'm home"
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any words or the lack of them
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'Do what you like'
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Its a comment I make that get me into the deep stuff...
She'll crack off on one... I will try to not speak and look as though I am listening....
She'll start going back through the archives that women always fall back on...
Then I usually say.. " thats enough now... shut the fk up" all the oxygen is sucked from the room and boom, bang, boom .. of she goes at full tilt again.... its become a game to me...Posted 2 years ago # -
"Can I just have a word?"... is what I say to MrFC.
Usually preceeds a diatribe of vast amounts of naughty words about, well, almost anything!!!
I loves him, really, I do!!!
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Stay single. Bollockings dont exist.
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We need to talk............
(freezes my blood...)
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Im jealous of you all actually, i'd love a madame doog to shout at me, but im too much of a bike obssesive!!! I've got a great sense of humour tho............ any takers?? I believe i may have now turned this into a dating agency thread
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No idea, never had one in our 11 years. Neither has she.
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'You slept with who?'
..preceded a memorable loss of control in the crikey household..
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"Stephen", that's all, just my name, never used at any other time.
SB
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"just put it down, please, or do you want to go on the step?"
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I expect my wife thinks it's fairly subtle but she doesn't realise I figured it out about 8 years ago. She'll mention my mum or my sister in a bad light which means within the next ten minutes she's going to be fired up for an argument. Normally I find an excuse to get out of the house when she does this nowadays, I'm a bit old and we've been together for too long to be having petty squabbles. I've never actually done anything wrong, it's just she wants an argument.
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"i know you will do what you want" followed by silence
i then "know what i want" is no longer an option!
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In our house if someone uses your fullname, as in first name, second name. the youre in trouble.
it applies to the dogs too.
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Did you remember to...buy tea/ring the doctor/collect the children/fix whatever (delete as applicable) invariably the answer being 'ah bollocks sorry'
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When my kennel name is used - as in whole name inc. middle initial !
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She'll mention my mum or my sister in a bad light which means within the next ten minutes she's going to be fired up for an argument.
lol!
I've just worked that one out too
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In a similar vein to Harry_the_Spider, anything beginning "Next time, ..." means "shut down earholes for ten minutes and at least *try* to look contrite"
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I saw what you googled last time you were on the p.c.....
I love to see my husbands face after that one.
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another vote for "fine". funny enough my ex wife used the same.Another one is " I thought you got lost"
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'Welcome To Britain' - me commenting on some awful piece of news that's just happened sends MrsJulianA into one...
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So called friends asking 'so when are you two going to tie the knot?'
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What did I just say?
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It's not the phrase.
It's the tone of voice....
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