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  • What phrase precedes a bollocking in your house?
  • Harry_the_Spider
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    “For future reference” means that I’m in trouble.

    bensales
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    “Fine!”

    deadlydarcy
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    “Can you come here a minute…PLEASE!”

    rogerthecat
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    “Remember you said that you would…”

    YoungDaveriley
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    David!

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Usually “I need another bike…”

    Junkyard
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    just my name uttered by my wife these days is enough to know what is coming

    CaptainFlashheart
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    “It doesn’t matter…..”

    Nick
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    ‘do what you want’

    sqweeeezzz
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    “I’m home”

    Hairychested
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    any words or the lack of them

    quincy
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    ‘Do what you like’

    neverfastenuff
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    Its a comment I make that get me into the deep stuff…
    She’ll crack off on one… I will try to not speak and look as though I am listening….
    She’ll start going back through the archives that women always fall back on…
    Then I usually say.. ” thats enough now… shut the fk up” all the oxygen is sucked from the room and boom, bang, boom .. of she goes at full tilt again…. its become a game to me…

    FoxyChick
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    “Can I just have a word?”… is what I say to MrFC.

    Usually preceeds a diatribe of vast amounts of naughty words about, well, almost anything!!! 😳

    8)

    I loves him, really, I do!!!

    TheDoog
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    Stay single. Bollockings dont exist.

    tankslapper
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    We need to talk…………

    (freezes my blood…)

    TheDoog
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    Im jealous of you all actually, i’d love a madame doog to shout at me, but im too much of a bike obssesive!!! I’ve got a great sense of humour tho………… any takers?? I believe i may have now turned this into a dating agency thread

    coffeeking
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    No idea, never had one in our 11 years. Neither has she.

    crikey
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    ‘You slept with who?’

    ..preceded a memorable loss of control in the crikey household..

    stratobiker
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    “Stephen”, that’s all, just my name, never used at any other time.

    SB

    lister
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    “just put it down, please, or do you want to go on the step?”

    samuri
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    I expect my wife thinks it’s fairly subtle but she doesn’t realise I figured it out about 8 years ago. She’ll mention my mum or my sister in a bad light which means within the next ten minutes she’s going to be fired up for an argument. Normally I find an excuse to get out of the house when she does this nowadays, I’m a bit old and we’ve been together for too long to be having petty squabbles. I’ve never actually done anything wrong, it’s just she wants an argument.

    newro97
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    “i know you will do what you want” followed by silence

    i then “know what i want” is no longer an option!

    Stoner
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    In our house if someone uses your fullname, as in first name, second name. the youre in trouble.

    it applies to the dogs too.

    duntmatter
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    thegreatape
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    Did you remember to…buy tea/ring the doctor/collect the children/fix whatever (delete as applicable) invariably the answer being ‘ah bollocks sorry’

    NZCol
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    When my kennel name is used – as in whole name inc. middle initial !

    brant
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    She’ll mention my mum or my sister in a bad light which means within the next ten minutes she’s going to be fired up for an argument.

    lol!

    I’ve just worked that one out too 🙂

    nbt
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    In a similar vein to Harry_the_Spider, anything beginning “Next time, …” means “shut down earholes for ten minutes and at least *try* to look contrite”

    LoulaBella
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    I saw what you googled last time you were on the p.c…..

    I love to see my husbands face after that one.

    mattsccm
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    another vote for “fine”. funny enough my ex wife used the same.Another one is ” I thought you got lost”

    JulianA
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    ‘Welcome To Britain’ – me commenting on some awful piece of news that’s just happened sends MrsJulianA into one…

    silverpigeon
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    So called friends asking ‘so when are you two going to tie the knot?’

    oldgit
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    What did I just say?

    WhatWouldJesusRide
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    It’s not the phrase.

    It’s the tone of voice…. 😀

    Flash
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    Nothing – just ice cold stony silence.

    buzz-lightyear
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    My name. Boss does it too.

    mrsflash
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    “Um, Richard … “

    I never call him Richard so he know’s that’s a bad sign!

    RooleyMoor
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    I’m a good boy.. I never ever ever get a bollocking! 😉

    kinda666
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    You said you were only going out for a couple of hours….

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