...are actually capable on their boards?
There's three scroats outside my office trying to be all gnarly on their boards. So far (and I've been watching long enough to get a fair idea), it's a mahoosive case of board flippage fail.
Then it struck me - I don't think I've ever seen real-life skateboarders look rad and hardcore outside of a YouTube video.
Is this why skateboarders are never more than 14 years old?
Enlighten me, if you please.