don't forget Golf.
"Golf is a precision club and ball sport, in which competing players (or golfers) use many types of clubs to hit balls into a series of holes on a golf course using the fewest number of strokes."
if you don't think that's funny. you are a golfer!
OK golf too then.
I was also going to include the Stiff Upper Lip/Blitz Spirit, but then it occurred to me that represents a great British export failure.
what's the opposite of a sponge in metaphorical terms anyway? a spouting geyser? I've often wondered this. "Cultural spouting geyser" doesn't sound right but metaphorically it's spout on. Culturally, we give as much as we take, ooh pardon!
Been trick or treat since I was a kid (25 years) and my brother remembers doing it too (so + another 8 or so years).
There's some fun-suckers in this room, as usual!
The black bin bag monster was a very quick (and pathetic) last minute attempt at a costume in my house a coupla times when I was a kid.. Usually just before my folks realised it was dressing up day at school..
Oh well, I might as well confess...my worst outfit ever.
I think maybe we were about eleven. My mate and I had seen this costume on some film or other on TV and we thought "Whoa, that looks wicked...and quite easy to make." So a few white sheets, and a bit of cardboard, some scissors, and there we were wandering around the streets dressed as two junior members of the Ku Klux Klan. 
What's more, nobody bloody told us exactly what we were doing!
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