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  • What is your favourite Strava Segment name?
  • ocrider
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    Porc Marianne : A giant phallic representation of a running segment in a part of town called port marianne.

    chakaping
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    I did take a ride up “anal alley” the other day.

    Anyone guess where I might be referring to?

    howsyourdad1
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    ^^^ snigger ^^^

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    stever
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    Total Carp – slightly dull climb past the fishing lake
    Wah, Wah, Wah, Waterloo – Abba inspired road loop
    I am the Eggman – past the egg farm

    dandasbike
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    i like “beasting the milf” made me chuckle

    smogmonster
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    ‘Cackling Chav’ near Captain Cooks Monument in North Yorkshire always makes me smile.

    colournoise
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    Dick Dastardly’s Deadly Pine Cones.

    TrailriderJim
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    Named a new trail Shit In A Bag recently after the ubiquitous dog shit bag left at the start. Hardly genius level.

    ir_bandito
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    Any segments I create tend to have descriptive names, but my ride names tend to be weird.

    However, I do like “Kate Moss’s Ugly Sister”

    “Willy Wood Drag” is a good local one too. Bizarrely it is descriptive rather than random.

    padkinson
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    There’s a bit of trail near me that comes past the local dogging spot (I only know that because of night rides, not personal experience 😯 ).
    The uphill segment is called ‘Yeah yeah, the cum stains gave it away’, and the downhill ‘sneaking off for a quick blowjob on route eh?’.

    DaveRambo
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    Bast**d hill.

    Partly because I have the KOM and partly because it is.

    tomaso
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    All the jocular names are very good but my favourite is a real smutty place name “Breasty Haw Climb”

    howsyourdad1
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    It’s fascinating how dogging and MTB are so intertwined. Symbiotic, one could say.

    mattjg
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    Because I named them ..

    Baby Jake: a climb up to Norbury with, at the right season, a sunsplashed cornfield at the top. Parents of young children will get this one.

    Chucky Hill: a climb up to Wolven’s Lane where one of my mates did a hangover-chuck years ago, he was forever nicknamed Chucky.

    Both are pretty stiff climbs, Baby Jake is limit of my ability on a single speed.

    Neb
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    My wife named a segment in Whitehaven ‘Hippocrocopig’ after being heckled by some of the local female delinquents. It’s quite an apt description of them by all accounts!

    howsyourdad1
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    “James’ mum is fit”

    and new favorites “To the shop” and “From the shop”

    😆

    b45her
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    QUIMOIL !!

    Northwind
    Full Member

    There was one on the calder road, “McCabe Grass” which is a bit of a blast from the past. But it’s gone now

    Nobeerinthefridge
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    Hirsute commute.

    howsyourdad1
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    Ain’t no quim likes to party like the quim down in Darty

    Copyright peepshow

    Scamper
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    Turned on strava around centre parcs last weekend, expecting some segment to be named after that Mum’s Net thread. Got as far as “Sarge fell off and chested a tree”, down one of the local trails.

    orangeboy
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    Longleat centre parcs? ^^^^

    bjj.andy.w
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    Bit of a resurrection but just remembered a segment near where I live, always makes me smile when I see it :
    Burner, as in thigh, not “she’s a witch” 😆

    Harry_the_Spider
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    One of my own.

    https://app.strava.com/segments/7248305

    Zoom in to see it in all of its magnificence.

    nicolaisam
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    “Sam is a mangina”

    DanW
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    Zoom in to see it in all of its magnificence

    Crikey that is small. Have to use the satellite function to zoom in far enough to actually see anything 😉

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Proud and erect though isn’t it?

    DanW
    Free Member

    Good effort that it has been ridden by 22 people despite one dangleberry being bigger than the other… 😉

    howsyourdad1
    Free Member

    Tremendous effort !

    cheekyget
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    “Nut chaffer”
    Pebble hill 16% ….near betchworth station…….nice little warm up…lol

    kirky72
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    House of shit, around hebden way.

    sideshowdave
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    “Doggers dirtbike dirtbox dh, no roady girls” which leads on to “wankest section of path in the world”

    trailhound101
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    “Have Jedward washed and brought to my tent” I wish I knew what this meant?

    rOcKeTdOg
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    “donkey magic”
    “bunch of *****”
    “Gary’s back passage”
    “Certain death”

    rosscopeco
    Free Member

    Mangina…says it all really

    Nobby
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    “cottager’s return” and “stumphumper” were both renamed by Strava but “Sex trex deep throat nine” still exists – all on the same heathland.

    I like the simple ones like “hurty” – does exactly what it says.

    zippykona
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    Slightly OT but I’m on holiday and these people already have an advantage due to their really fast names.

    howsyourdad1
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    Took me a while to work out ‘ sex tree deep throat nine ‘

    Yeah don’t mess with G Principato

    sprocker
    Free Member

    My favourites to date –

    Beadle’s right arm & Alf Ramsay ‘s porn dungeon

    bennyboy1
    Free Member

    Thread resurrection for laughs!

    ‘Adam’s Spaffy Rim Dinger’ – A flinty descent in the Chilterns.

    ‘What’s Didcot been eating?’ – A particularly smelly section of NCN5 round the back of Didcot power station and landfill site.

    😀

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