My Gf likes to watch trashy Tv other day its was Pregnancy: My Big Decision today is The trouble with girls
What is happening to people, im used to criminals and the little scrotes but these people are just a new level of thick that i have never encounted before.
I'm only 26 but am starting to think its time to get out of here
mleh.
ditch the TV.
Move somewhere the chavs havent found yet.
And curl up in the soft warm glow of ignorance of and indifference to the clusterf*** around you.
Just like me 
Yep, best to leave her now if she's watching that kind of crap.
by 'here' do you mean, room, house, town, county, country, planet or galaxy?
Theres nothing wrong with the country, theres just something wrong with your TV, it seems to be full of crap
country.
I have lived in a bubble for the last couple of years and manage to avoid this shit, this has just reminded me of the crap
Yep - there's no crap anywhere else in the world, it's all here.
Bye
too many people watch tv and have never read a book.
I have read a book!
Its on in the background my GF is watching it as she used to work in a family assesment centre and is training to be a counsellor.
Am not saying every teenager is like this but , when i was that age the drug dealers / naughty boys etc at least some sense.
OP this stuff always existed you've just not seen it before.
Not everyone has had the opportunities you have.
My wife sits there watching America's next top model, pop idol, etc and wonders why i'm on my laptop!
OP this stuff always existed you've just not seen it before.Not everyone has had the opportunities you have.
yet i do think the scallies today are thicker than the ones i grew up with.
No they havent had the opportunities i have had but then they also havent had some of the shit i have had to deal with either.
anyway, i'll just go back to my little world and shut up and let it carry on.
Druid , am not saying all the bad stuff is here in the UK but we do have a problem with teenage pregnancy , drinking, drug use in this country when compared to the rest of Western Europe
stoner - where are you and can I come?
stonemonkey - MemberDruid , am not saying all the bad stuff is here in the UK but we do have a problem with teenage pregnancy , drinking, drug use in this country when compared to the rest of Western Europe
Surely that's only a problem if you don't like picking up young, drunk/drugged girls for casual sex though.
Surely that's only a problem if you don't like picking up young, drunk/drugged girls for casual sex though.
No comment
I think there's a law that says you have to be older than 26 before you start threads about how things were better in the old days.
JT - Im in malvern - where we lack chavs, we are blessed with a lilac of old people instead! 
I was seriously discussing the benefits of the hermit life with nickc this weekend.
We were at 2,000 in the beacons with not a soul in sight for 360 degrees and miles of mountain moor in each direction. It seemed appropriate at the time
My wife also watches all the crap TV, most nights, tonight it was Emmerdale, Corrie, Eastenders then Corrie again & she's forever watching Come dine with me. The days she's not working she watches even crappier stuff like Jeremy Kyle, wife swap etc. the lazy bitch hardly does any housework like she's meant to.
So if she's only your GF, ditch her now as it will get expensive if you marry the lazy cow & then decide you are fed up of having to get your own breakfast & having to iron a shirt before you wear it coz she's been watching crap TV when she should have been doing housework.
waynekerr - MemberSo if she's only your GF, ditch her now as it will get expensive if you marry the lazy cow & then decide you are fed up of having to get your own breakfast & having to iron a shirt before you wear it coz she's been watching crap TV when she should have been doing housework.
And see my point above if the potential lack of nookie is worrying you.
I have read a book!
Well done!
I blame America.
What are you on about, Stoner?
http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2005/02/malvern-nr-worcester/
Reminds me I was going to start a thread on a related topic...
which are the clever, cultural countries ?
This country is what you make of it... If you want you can watch all the **** on TV, or do something worthwhile with your life. The opportunities are there, you just need to take them.
which are the clever, cultural countries ?
I'm struggling with this one too. I like to think I've travelled a bit and everywhere is full of ****. I try to avoide them as much as I can, there's nice people in between them.
And if people think British TV is bad, try watching some of the Spanish or American channels. Don't forget, we only buy the 'best' of American tv, the rest is so bad it's laughable.
Turn off the TV. Easy.
It's not the Chavs you need to look out for, it's the were-ponies...
Give it 10 or so years the oil will start to go and the lack of industrialised food production means the population will begin to collapse.
Unfortunatley the scallies will probably band together to hunt down and eat the liberal middle classes, screaming like gibbons.
so maybe its a new evolutionary step, albeit backwards?
It could be worse. Your tv could be full of lizards!
The upwardly-sloping main street is too much for the frizzy-haired truants, though, so they never quite get to see the true wonders of the Malvern hills that would thus save them from Chav Fire and Brimstone
There's your problem - you live down in the flatlands. Chavs cant breathe at high altitude so we havent got any up here
Were-ponies. Come in the night they do. 
LOL at aracer - that certainly does describe the Malvern Lowlands.
The upwardly-sloping main street is too much for the frizzy-haired truants, though, so they never quite get to see the true wonders of the Malvern hills that would thus save them from Chav Fire and BrimstoneThere's your problem - you live down in the flatlands. Chavs cant breathe at high altitude so we havent got any up here
You forget they make it up as far as the Wine Bar and the Uniyawn.
You forget they make it up as far as the Wine Bar and the Uniyawn
That's still far below the treeline: You need to climb higher where the air is rarified and doesnt contain high enough quantities of vapourised Fosters which the chavs need for respiration/reproduction.
If they make it to the Lamb, they're never seen again.... 
JT - Im in malvern - where we lack chavs
You're having a laugh aren't you? Ive only been there twice but it seemed to have its fair share, coming up from Ledbury! Christ that place is a mess of a weekend.
My stratgey of ignorance and indifference appears to be working it would seem.
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