Now, I'm not saying that all Audi drivers are c*nts, but from my commuting experiences recently, it would indeed seem that a lot of total c*nts drive Audis.
Look out for a silver Audi estate between South Manchester & Styal. Driven by a bald headed t%t who apprarently likes intimidating cyclists.
This idiot was sitting about 18 inches from my back wheel and then booted it past me going into a blind bend. I shook my head to myself (no shouting or gesticulating on my part, I swear) and then it went a bit strange. He weaved about a bit and then gave me the bird in his rear view mirror.
I guess he didn't like me returning his one-fingered salute and stopped his motor further along the road in an attempt to "discuss" the issue.
T*sser!!!
I didn't fancy a fight, so I rode past and blew him a big kiss as I went. I think that pissed him off more than the finger did 😉