We’re doing a street race tomorrow evening, what suggestions do you have for body armour?

Cheers

Ricks

Cardboard and duct tape should do the job 🙂

nah, pillows – lots of pillows

Borrow some cricket pads?
Motorbike leathers?

A helmet made of cheese? Ask Met – they should be able to steer you in the right direction…

I remember all those pics in the news of protesters recently with bread rolls and stuff tied to their heads. Can’t remember where it was but you never see anyone with a bread roll stuck to their head in hospital.

I was also looking for Homer’s bear suit from The Simpsons, but found this instead:

A real Siberian bear hunting suit 😯

^you’d feel a right prick in that suit… 😉

*boom tish*

Bubble wrap. Lots of.

Bike box with head, arm & leg holes filled with bubble wrap?

Is it a mini-bike race?

got any protein tubs?