You need a 13mm socket to tighten up the wiper arm nut on a 54 plate Vectra.

Riding fixed wheel mtb is fun in the snow 8)

that teachers have less effective means of transport than anyone else that works.

TJ is right. Always!

Oh… and looking out of the window before selecting footwear for the day would be wise

A white terrier in a snowy wood, with limited recall intentions makes for an interesting walk…

Rear wheel drive will put a smile on your face!*

*As long as you get to where you need to go.

That all drivers are utterly crap beyond belief in the snow.

That I was a fool to behave as I did, and now I’ve lost her forever.
In addition, time may be the healer but it doesn’t seem to be passing quickly enough, thereby prolonging the pain.

We never get any decent snow in Cambridge 🙁

I’m employable for £12k more than I’m on now!!!

more snow on the way ! 😉

Auditors are a pain in the ar..(oops bum) and should get proper jobs 😈

That i can’t afford the car i most want.

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That I’m not the only person working her who hates it and would happily chin the boss.

EDIT: I’m not going to use the edit facility after DDs comment (only I just did; but not for that).

working her

Snigger

Snow increases students’ propensity to stay in bed.

People spend longer putting on and taking off coats than you would expect.

Leaving Heated house : Put on coat, scarf, gloves = 5 minutes
Into heated car : Take off coat, scarf, gloves = 5 minutes
Walk across carpark : Put on coat, scarf, gloves = 5 minutes
Into heated train : Take off coat, scarf, gloves = 5 minutes
Get off heated train : Put on coat, scarf, gloves = 5 minutes
Walk into heated tube : Take off coat, scarf, gloves = 5 minutes
Walk out of tube : Put on coat, scarf, gloves = 5 minutes
Across the road into a heated office : Take off coat, scarf, gloves = 5 minutes

Shall we pop out for a coffee now we are finally here?

NO, THERE ISN’T ENOUGH TIME LEFT

Even very well trained dogs occasionally get it wrong and leave a large, squitty turd on the floor overnight.

Running for the bus through a load of slushy snow is only going to end one way.

Are you in London today WCA?

That I was a fool to behave as I did, and now I’ve lost her forever.
In addition, time may be the healer but it doesn’t seem to be passing quickly enough, thereby prolonging the pain.

😥 (Sniff)

Yeah, London but lots of meetings so no beers, sorry. Anyway, by the time everyone had put their hats, gloves and friggin coast on and off a dozen BLOODY TIMES TYHE FRIKING PUB WOULD BE SHUT and IT WOULD BE SUMMER

dont tatke the mickey out of your work colleague after she has crashed her car on the way into work. Her fuse will be short she will go mental at you and their will be an akward silence at work after she has called you as stupid self pleasurer in a very loud voice

I think the correct reply is along the lines of “At least I can drive and don’t have sagging tits and an arse like a sack of coal’

That a Vespa with a VERY LARGE screen can be interesting in falling snow at 6.30am.

sending a packet from UK to France never takes 3 days when you need it to take 3 days.

that i need more than 3 1/2 hours sleep between shifts 🙁

cheers WCA but tbh I think she can take me in the ensuing fight

To check that my wife doesn’t leave for work with the keys for both cars in her handbag.

A Gillette Super Thin blade is too aggressive in my Gillette Super adjustable razor.

Tj is always right