on friday it was a 6×4 foot nylon tarpaulin brand new in a bag.
in the past 5 years 4 pairs of sunglasses (one a pair of Oakley Zero)
A size 10 multi hued **** jumper
A black forage cap
A neoprene stubbie cooler
2 wallets (returned by contacting their banks; no reward from either owner)
a rear light.

A front light
2 snap-on ratchet spanners (in different locations)
A huge adjustable spanner
Quite a bit of cash

My current gf….

Took her home, gave her a wash and a meal…

Ever sooo thankful she was.

Up north we don’t find your fancy pants ‘money’ and ‘sunglasses’ but I have found a bike pump and a sexy bra. I use the former all the time, the bra was too small though.

a huge roll of silver duct tape.

only thing i’ve found recently is i dont commute ‘cos of the bloody inclemant weather!

That roll of tape!?

Was it silver, and had one end free?

If so I do believe that could be mine!

a dyson hoover.

2 wallets (returned by contacting their banks; no reward from either owner)

Miserable gits. Good for you for being honest tho

Saw a BIG dildo by the side of the road once (didn’t pick that one up!!) and tent pegs (had them away as mine were all bent from camping in Wales on rock with a thin layer of turf).

A lot of empty plastic bottles.

Less discarded pornography than you would imagine.

Whats the collective description of all this? Road booty? Verge booty?

Me; various tools and a Kryptonite cable.

Last year £25
Some porn.

That is all.

Lots of children and adults that should know better but ride off the kerb right in front of the me without looking; collected one kid (couldnt swerve) I stayed up, he went down and was very upset, hopefully a lesson learned from a lucky escape.

A glove like the one I lost last week, but a size too big!

duntmatter.
🙂 i bet you were gutted ………twice LOL

Punctures, lots and lots of punctures.

Lesbian porn.

Lots of nice ratchet straps off of trucks, some good tarp, several wallets (all returned, one put through someones door based on the address of their drivers license), a selection of drugs (a bag of weed, several small bags of pills and a fairly large bag of unknown white powder) sunday mornings riding past night clubs as they kisk out is always a laugh!, 2 mobile phones (retuned, one owner gave me a bottle of wine), a perfectly good tyre for a road bike, some nice drinks bottles, a lot of broken glass and a bag of shopping at a bus shop (bread, fish fingers, cake, eggs etc).

Wouldn’t mind some new oakleys though…

Where the hell do you commute if youre finding all these drugs?

Found all sorts of toot when out and about. Nowt worth much, though.

Found a wallet once, returned it to owner, got me and bionickev a couple of beers.

Found a whole bike outside the foot tunnel; bit battered up old Sturmey Archered shopper. Actually, make that two; found another one in the street outside.

Tends to be stuff like helmet peaks and that, when out on the trails.

Less discarded pornography than you would imagine

I blame the internet.

A large unused metal latch combinnation, suitable for a large shed door or something. Not actually sure why I’ve still got it either 🙂

Oh yeah a phone; forgot about that. The student lass it belonged to was well chuffed! And a helmet as well.

A couple of phones (both out of charge) and a rear bike light (had just lost mine so that was fortuitous). I’ve seen lots of gloves, shoes etc but never stopped to investigate!

Anumber of water bottles and a pair of 4ft bolt croppers that I still have but never needed to use them!!

lots of plastic bags containing “meaty” tasting chocolate.

lots of plastic bags containing “meaty” tasting chocolate.

Salty?

no, kinda more like chicken/beef/corn, but its definatly chocolate, think nutella but sometimes warm.

MrNutt – you tried it?

Only ever found a hi-viz/reflective site waistcoat. Says “Work Safe. Home Safe” on it. Wear on the commute every day.

No pron, though. I too blame the internet.

These bags stored in hedges,fences and trees at a high level?

Several frames – MTB, road, cruiser, BMX.
A wallet with loads of cash, cards etc. – returned to owner.
No porn – local kids know its value 😉

A couple having sex one Sunday morning and a surfboard. Though not all together.

do you want to sell that tarpaulin slim?

we may not hav hills in london,but d roads r litted with ££££££££££££

Roll of Duct Tape
Loads of CD’s
Pair of Thermal Gloves (Half a mile apart)
Millions of zip ties
Tarps
Rope
Cuddly toy (Mr Sneeze)
Nitram
Enamel Sign
Massey Ferguson Bonnet Badge
Tail Board
Planks (Come back with trailer for them)
Glasses (Oakleys)
Rodie Alpine Stars style coat.

and thats just a few that I can think of straight away.