Deleted my cookies? Wiped my cache? Lost my memory? Just been unlucky?

It seems my Royal Bank of Scotland, HSBC, Lloyds and Halifax bank accounts all need me to change my passwords, have done some maintenance work, or want me to do their latest customer survey.

I didn't even know I had an RBS, Lloyds of Halifax account. Must be something to do with investments.

Anyway, i've clicked all the links and filled in all my details. Anyone else had any problems with theirs?

These phishing imbeciles caring banks are every so helpful

🙄

I'm going to help the daughter of a wrongly imprisoned African dictator in return for 10% of £20,000,000 which I will spend on IT advice regarding the problems that the OP is having.

Ooo you shouldn't have done that. Now nasty men will empty your accounts.

You need to upgrade to PGP-X62WANK86 security immediately.
Post a reply here with your username and password and I'll sort it out for you.

My latest offer was $21million it used to only be about $3million I suppose that must be inflation.

10% of £20,000,000

ahahahah, he offered me 20% – loser, loser