Is this the point in life when you are technically old?

I dread the day when I may tut and scowl when somebody lets a right good sheet ripper go.

I speak for men only I think but trumping is eternally hilarious.

Your thoughts?

Parp!

Your life is over if you ever stop finding flatulence amusing!

Parp!

Oh, and this – Best. Website. Ever.

My life is over, in that case.

We had a very pleasant veggie pasta/garlic bread combo last night which caused no end of gas based hilarity.

Sign of a happy and open relationship.

Wonder if the Queen and Phil the Greek feel the same?

It depends on the circumstances.

For example, if Fiona Bruce were to “cut the cheese” whilst reading the news on BBC I would probably have a chuckle. However, if she were to let fly in close proximity to my sandwiches I would be less than chuffed.

I would be less than chuffed

I think you would be quite the opposite. You would be chuffed ON!

Fiona Bruce can loon-sneeze anywhere she god damn likes Harry, AND you know it.
Would smell of roses, too.

However, if Widdecombe was to bottie-cough anywhere near me, I would find myself forced to express displeasure.

It's all in the nose of the beholder.

If you haven't been watching Celebrity BB, you missed a treat. Housemate (or "Hoosmeyut") Nicola gave an exemplary exhibition of "fake" farting. She started with the "underarm/palm" method but then performed an astonishing series of fakes by taking off her knickers, placing a couple tshirts between her legs, lying on her back and pumping her legs up and down.

Sounded like a fart machine-gun going orf!

Magnificent. For that reason alone, I've voted for her to win… 😯 😉

There was a bloke in the hospital waiting room this morning who appeared to have a condition that led him to belch like a fog-horn about every 30 seconds.

Needless to say, everyone in there was tittering like Frankie Howard.

Flatulance is funny. End of….

there's something i don't understand, ivana trump has gone into the big brother house but not one of the british "celebs" have ripped the piss out of her name! i'm sorry, i wouldn't have been able to hold back!

I wonder if anybody else watching also thinks that Vinnie Jones is a complete nob?