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Bet you used her £12 for 100ml shampoo too? 😀

Wait until five minutes before she gets back then have a danger w4nk.

Wait until five minutes before she gets back then have a danger w4nk.

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pretty sure the dog will grass you up, about the bike and the DW

PMSL at the dog looking shifty

The first picture is hilarious.

Why do you have a kitchen sink mixer tap on your bath?

Get naked, get her tiny knickers out of the wash basket, put one pair on my head and push another pair partiaily up my bottom then get on with what ever house work she has set me too. I’m not sure why, it just happens.

This….

Don’ tell the wife. 😉

Do you throw stuff about with wearing the two pairs of tiny knickers?

The tap is a mixer and a shower .Shower hose and head not in shot as using the loverrrleey hot water to wash me bike!

Tut! Silicone not finished off near the bath, on bottom picture. 😯

No stu, I tidy stuff up 🙂

I get in a bunch of prostitutes, then put them through the log chipper. Messy but we have fantastic roses. TBH I think she knows, she found a stiletto caught in the blades, but she’s a trooper.

Swede.
You is the biach and i claim my £5 then.

Paypal gift ok stu or I’ll ask her if I can have a fiver from my wallet.

Just chuck it my way by hand the next time i see you.

Ok but watch your eye’s.

I have some splash proof glasses so it’ll be safe enough.

You should wear a welders mask. And nothing else but some grease.

TheSwede +1*
SSS +1*

Much better than washing the bike in the bath.

* or maybe I just use it as the perfect excuse to get a lamb balti from around the corner, crack open a few beers and watch Kelly Heroes

Chain rings could catch on the bath?

invite her sister round :o)

Goose grease?

No lithium for that grubby oily look. Fwar.

Buy a curry
Listen to Englebert
Smoke a cigar

since those mucky pics of Pippa Middleton hit the web, 5 mins before she comes home doesn’t constitute a danger****

A minute, maybe.

I’ve got a tub full of dirty engine oil i could have a shower under if that’d do it for you.

Driving.

*locks door and hides dirty oil.*