Used to use partner, now use fiance but that sounds worse, only temporary though.

You could try “lover” best said in a somerset accent though

girlfriend. Partner sounds to me either same-sex or over 50 divorcee

daft isn’t it … we sometimes use ‘partner’ but hate it as much as everyone else seems to, and ‘girlfriend/boyfriend’ does start to feel a bit stupid in your 40s.. 😉 honestly, don’t have an answer other than to say that getting married certainly isn’t it!! 🙂

sleeping partner

‘Other half’ is a good one!

Significant other

Other half

Next ex

Take your pick.

Woman?

Have you ever thought of travelling to broaden your horizons, nicduck1?

girlfriend.

partner sounds to straight.

Binners is now official single and I’m on the market for someone NOT in the veterans category in ‘Hit the North’ any takers?

😮

Giggidy!

I of course would never refer to a woman in terms of a commodity or possession, as I would of course have total respect for her right to be her own person and belonging to no-one.

Yes, I know, I know. I’m just open-minded and forward thinking like that. As well as being extremely intelligent, charming, sophisticated, considerate, sensitive and compassionate. Not to mention being well-buff and a great dancer. 😐

From an orderly queue, ladies…. 8)

why are you single then?

Ball and chain?

“Hi, this is SWMBO”

not that open minded if only the ladies get to queue 😉

Biatch innit.

why are you single then?

This is one of Life’s Great Mysteries, Brakes. An unfathomable conundrum….

😐

I also think it’s cos ladies generally just don’t believe they are worthy of such perfection, and unwittingly I price myself out of the market somewhat… 🙁

my Nan is single?
fancy a go?

does she have a Yeovil top?

Does she have her own teeth?

I call my “wife” Tazzy as that’s his real name.

thanks sweetie pie. Big beardie kisses XXX

p.s. my monster frontage will be ready for inspection in a couple of weeks so you can feel my knobbly then

😯

No need for such disgusting filth on a Family Forum.

DrRSwank – Member
Significant other

Other half

Next ex

Take your pick.

Other half please, but pics please before i commit.

elf, I was talkin about me fat front, just ‘cos your mind can’t escape the gutter, don’t tar me with your mucky little brush

I call/refer to Ms crikey as my wife even though we’re not married..
It just saves time.

I of course would never refer to a woman in terms of a commodity or possession, as I would of course have total respect for her right to be her own person and belonging to no-one

loling, sara is mine!! she doesn’t knows this, and one day we’ll have a proper chat about it, but really, she’s mine

Elf awwww, I’m amazed there isn’t a elfette. I’ll ask around, ok?

have you tried ‘clatty midden’, i’ve found that tends to go down a treat but might be more of a regional thing 😛

i suppose me beaatch is a bit strong but she does find it funny sometimes (when she isnt moaning about not being married after 15 years)

I’m amazed there isn’t a elfette

The thought of a world with a female Elfinsafety scares the crap out of me!

its so easy

it’s me bird

😈

Call her the mrs now. Called her bar wench once and never again!

Anything, absolutely anything is better than ‘significant other’, even ‘my best friend and muse’

Elf awwww, I’m amazed there isn’t a elfette. I’ll ask around, ok?

Thanks Emsz! 😀

i suppose me beaatch is a bit strong but she does find it funny sometimes (when she isnt moaning about not being married after 15 years)

Just send her to this website – http://bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

wwaswas – Member
What do you call your ‘wife’ if you aren’t married?

by her name?

I found “Can I have a cup of tea please, wife?” didn’t go down too well
You’re doing it wrong.

I’m amazed there isn’t a elfette

Is not amazed, just for balance.

…although suspects that Mother Elf of Muller rice deposition fame would be jolly pleased if such an occasion was to eventuate….

Bag for life

lol @TheBrick – reminds me of Abes Oddysee 🙂

…although suspects that Mother Elf of Muller rice deposition fame would be jolly pleased if such an occasion was to eventuate….

Don’t start it’s bad enough her leaving Muller rice’s in me fridge without going on about when I’m going to settle down find a nice woman etc… 🙄

She never brings owt I actually like round, like beer and chocolate and stuff; no, it’s Muller rices. 😐

Myself and a couple of lads who I work with used to refer to our other halves as ‘Our Meg’.
At the time we had a particularly stupid apprentice who after working with us for a month said ‘Isn’t it weird that you three work together and all your wives have the same name’.

No you’re stupid.