"road bike" – road bike
"the singlespeed" – ss hardtail
"vintage" – 89 Cindercone
"bmx" – bmx (soon to be the dirt-only bmx)
"fixed" – fixed road bike
"crappo commuter" – ss'd kona dew
"ratbike" – hack
"Princess Bike" – Cotic Bfe. When I was building it we lived in our old flat and there was no room in the shed, so it was born indoors and resided in the living room for a bit – the princess bit was borne of an impressive rant one day about "the state of the place" by Mrs tyred, which included a pointed sub-rant about how the Cotic was too precious to slum it with the other bikes out in the shed. The name stuck.