Asking for a friend

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jan/09/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-colonic-irrigation

I can’t tell the difference between super expensive snobby stuff and Starbucks. With my mouth. So it would be slightly remiss to tell you what to put up your bum.

I find that any strong coffee applied orally irrigates my colon quite effectively.

haha IHN my thoughts exactly

Ask a civet, they know about rectal coffee.

Mellow Turds?

Assrabica?

Robuttso?

Ask a civet, they know about rectal coffee.

A Civet Bang then?

That woman is completely and utterly off her rocker!

How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?

A lady I know has champagne enemas.
She also detoxed on a pint of olive oil. Messy.

How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?

I think the thing is that there’s lots of people who are really weird and also good at their job. They’re not mutually exclusive.

We just tend to see it more with people in the public eye.

I find that any strong coffee applied orally irrigates my colon quite effectively.

+1

Speaking of which, the turtle stirs.

Brown Mountain for the win!

@zippykona is she on tinder?

Tea is a much better choice for this IME. Variety is critical though.

Which one should you use, you ask?

Assam.

(Here all week, IGMC etc)

Anyone else looking at that picture in the first post and thinking ‘ghetto tubeless inflator’…….

Surely it’s t-ass-imo coffee you want to use with it?

Cold.

Lavassa, surely?

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That woman is completely and utterly off her rocker!

How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?

I would like to blame Coldplay face, but being off your rocker isn’t necessarily a big barrier to being a good actress, especially when the type of crazy she’s indulging in is wu wu faith healing bullshit that probably goes over quite well with her peer group.

Anyway, she’s now making millions selling crap to gullible half wits – lunatic or marketing genius?

I recommend an arsetisan coffee very finely ground by a beardy hipster wearing tweed underwear

Poor form on the thread title choice.

‘What coffee for arseholes?’ Shirley…

Cappuccino

I recommend an arsetisan coffee very finely ground by a beardy hipster wearing tweed underwear

Don’t forget the waistcoat….

N-ass-cafe 🙂

Nothing wrong with colonic irrigation, in my experience. Coffee wasn’t involved though.

Brown Mountain for the win!

*coffee tries to escape through nose*

*coffee tries to escape through nose*

How far up did you shove the pipe? 😯

How far up did you shove the pipe?

Top tip: An Airshot is not an appropriate source of compressed air for this type of activity.

Mellow Turds

We have a Winner!

Top tip: An Airshot is not an appropriate source of compressed air for this type of activity.

I wouldn’t use an Aeropress either.

How far up did you shove the pipe?

Far enough, obviously!

😡

That woman is completely and utterly off her rocker!

How did she go from being a decent actress to becoming one of the weirdest people to grace the media?

Too much money, too many people telling you you are wonderful and living in California. Other barking actresses are available:

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/403526/Sarah-Miles-opens-healing-centre-in-her-home

It’s the Muppet show, ‘an enema doo doo d’ didoo’.

‘would you prefer a continental or a Kenyan, sir?’

next thread “what pressure washer for colonic irrigation with coffee”

Surely any brand of asspresso will do.

Didn’t she write a chocolate brownie recipe where the ingredients came to £50 ?

These people live on another planet and think they can tell everyone how easy it is to be perfect like them excluding the fact we don’t have millions of pounds…

Didn’t she write a chocolate brownie recipe where the ingredients came to £50 ?

Nothing wrong with that if you’re feeling flush.

Q. What coffee to put in my rectum?
A. Not mine.

Didn’t she write a chocolate brownie recipe where the ingredients came to £50 ?

Surely depends on the quality of the hash?