Had a bit of a spill earlier and feeling a bit sorry for myself so what’s the best drink for sore ribs?

proper big cognac in a proper big cognac glass floating in a proper hot bath, getting out should be less painful if the bottle is close by.

Pop to the Chinese take away and see if they’ve got any ….. spare ribs!

Alcohol and ibuprofen/diclofenac are not a recommended combo. I stayed sober and popped pills.

Port, and good port. It’s that time of year.

You’re on STW so I’ll make some assumptions.

Pop you Audi keys down, settle your expanding bulk down in front of the log burning stove. Get your slippers on and relax in a rosy cheeked tipsy evening talking tripe on an internet forum.

Don’t forget the dog curled up at your feet and the pale yellow walls of your living room.

Oh Christ, forgot about the dog(s)

Probably a Spaniel, maybe a Collie or Lurcher

Whatever is closest at hand

Laphroig of course.

Not your archetypal STW’er – No Audi, no beer gut, wood burner uninstalled in next doors garage where i stored (for a while) 3 years ago, no dogs!
Laphroig sounds good.

Ive been enjoying Scapa recently, well worth a go IMHO

Absinthe and Temazepam

Leffe did spenders for me the other night but I had too much so felt like death the next morning.

Found out yesterday that what I thought was bruised ribs is actually broken ribs. Tonight’s experiment shows white wine is useless.

Attach rope to ceiling above bed. You’ll need it to get up in the morning!