Have bought him a mini rc helicopter in the past which went down well. Now need to find something else and I’m struggling. Does anyone have any ideas? He’s not into music so CD’s are out the window.

A small piece of paper reading “Madame Swish”.

bearnecessities has given you a red hot tip

Yes, but was it Madame Swish who gave him his red hot tip??

Wax and eyebrows threading

Boomerang

no, no, no mrsfry

BSC, shurely ?

(or is that what “swish” is ?)

Boomerang

<fires up the urban dictionary>

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I’m not saying he’s follicaly challenged, but a comb wouldn’t get a lot of use.

Does he like beer?

Camra membership is £24 per year, you get £20 wetherspoons vouchers, discount at ale festivals and discount at member pubs:
CAMRA

Coke and oh I can’t be bothered.

Blokes buy presents for their mates?

Seriously?

When did this nonsense start then?

They’ll be going to the bog in pairs next!

What Binbins said (although, he always buys me flowers on our anniversary).

Fenix E12 pocket torch, 130 lumens in your pocket.

Gerber Suspension foldy up tool thingy? Quite a manly thing.

Brokeback Mountain DVD?

Fenix E12 pocket torch, 130 lumens in your pocket.

…Cree Torch – 350 lumens* and only £1.81 and some beers!…

http://www.amazon.co.uk/UK-DIRECT%C2%AECREE-Lumens-Flashlight-Zoomable-Torch/dp/B00QKG7EKC/ref=sr_1_4?s=sports&ie=UTF8&qid=1450184864&sr=1-4&keywords=cree+torch

*this may be fictitious Chinese lumens. But we have 4 of these and they are ace.

Hip flask
Swiss army knife
Torch
Whisky glass

Set of Wera kraftform screwdrivers

Wera Screwdriver set – £19.99

Most blokes slog on with a set of ancient, worn out screwdrivers and don’t think to replace them.

He’ll be thanking you for years if you get him these. Unless he’s a proper tool tart or tradesman, in which case he probably already has them.

Undies and a vest,your face printed on a pillow case or a life size cut out of you holding a Greggs pastie

Does he like bikes?

If so Park Tools pint glass and mug 🙂

Of course you buy your mates presents.
You’ll be telling me you don’t dish out ‘man hugs’ soon?
Lots of good ideas especially that website.
Unfortunately I think he’s probably got less interests than anyone else I know.
He does like bikes though, so I might have to think about something along those lines.
Failing that, coke and hookers it is!

^^

Male,female or transgender

a set of Lidl Snow Chains – Only £15

I bought a friend one of these tablet stands from John Lewis on the basis that I’d quite like one myself…

If bikes are the only interest you can think of, a 5 pack of inner tubes? Boring but practical!

Or a fancy razor?

Fancy razor

Even just buying him a can of coke, I’m concerned about the level of hookers you’re looking at for twenty quid.

Fenix E12 pocket torch, 130 lumens in your pocket.

Even betterer, one of these:
ThruNite® Ti CREE LED 162 Lumen Key-ring AAA Flashlight (Cool White)
Can’t get a link, I’ve just bought one from Amazon, and it keeps taking me to my order page. Bought it to replace my old Fenix LD01, which I left a battery in which leaked….
Cleaned it all out, but it’s gone a bit flaky, and looking around the various EDC pages, this one was recommended. Titanium body, has a useful firefly 0.5lmn mode, and 160lmn from a AAA battery is bloody impressive. Really pleased with it, perfect keyring torch, and it’s right on your budget. It’s a lot more expensive elsewhere, well over £30 on a lot of sites.

LMGTFY.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/ThruNite%C2%AE-Ti-Key-ring-Flashlight-Lumen/dp/B00QQBOW0G

About this time of year some supermarkets sell 10 year old Aberlour for a fraction over £20. It’s usually over £30. Nice tipple.