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  • What bike would Chuck Norris ride?
  • RJM
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    what would he ride? or would he just destroy everything that he did ride?

    Posted 14 years ago
    trailmonkey
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    A big pink one with pink tassles

    Posted 14 years ago
    alwyn
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    A fixy cyclocross down fort william and beat Sam Hill.

    Posted 14 years ago
    juan
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    A fixy cyclocross down fort william and beat Sam Hill.

    One handed…

    Posted 14 years ago
    mudshark
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    Chuck Norris doesn’t need to ride a bike, his destination comes to him.

    Posted 14 years ago
    CaptJon
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    What bike would Chuck Norris ride?

    Chuck Norris would ride your bike.

    Posted 14 years ago
    furry_marmot
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    karpiel armageddon

    Posted 14 years ago
    alwyn
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    Chuck Norris would ride your mum.

    Sorry had to be said.

    Posted 14 years ago
    samuri
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    inbred

    Posted 14 years ago
    Junkyard
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    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

    Posted 14 years ago
    davidrussell
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    when chuck norris goes through a water splash he doesn’t get wet, the water gets chuck-norrised.

    Posted 14 years ago
    RepacK
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    Chuck Norris could bunny-hop Everest on a Penny Farthing.

    Posted 14 years ago
    mudshark
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    When Chuck Norris pedals the bike stays still and the earth rotates under him.

    Posted 14 years ago
    robbo1234biking
    Full Member

    How strange – I saw Delta Force was on last night and recorded it just watching it now!

    Posted 14 years ago
    onandon
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    this one LOL 🙂

    Posted 14 years ago
    longweight
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    All I know is that he’d wear this t-shirt

    Posted 14 years ago
    dooge
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    On a serious note, it would be something like a Karpiel with twin shocks and he would beat most XC jeyboys uphill on it!

    Posted 14 years ago
    neverfastenuff
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    ANYTHING HE BL**DY WELL WANTED TO !!!

    Posted 14 years ago
    renton
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    has anyone tried this before!!!!

    try typing “google chucknorris” into google and hit the im feeling lucky!

    Posted 14 years ago
    epicyclo
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    He’s just bought a pink On-One…

    Posted 14 years ago
    CaptainFlashheart
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    A 650B with an additional top tube perhaps?

    Posted 14 years ago
    GNARGNAR
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    Chuck Norris rides a Grizzly Bear….riding a bike.

    Posted 14 years ago
    votchy
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    😆 just did the google chuck norris, excellent

    Posted 14 years ago
    xc-steve
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    More importantly what bike would Jack Bauer ride and in a race who would win out of Jack, Chuck and Lance Armstrong?

    Posted 14 years ago
    Gilles
    Full Member

    I’ve just finished crying after googling chucknorris. so good.

    Posted 14 years ago
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