I can’t contribute to this thread appropriately. I’ll be here all afternoon…….oh, can’t resist…..
middle lane hoggers
people who overtake you, then slow down
people who speed up as you overtake/attempt to overtake
people who sit in the outside lane as they wish to turn right at a roundabout 2.5 miles ahead
people who don’t indicate at roundabouts you are waiting to join
people who cut you up to leave the carriageway at the last minute when the road is empty behind you
people who pull out without indicating, but then indicate halfway through a manoeuvre.
Why is there no wind until you need to start folding your tent up?
People who won’t thank you for holding a door open
People who make no effort to play their part in helping to negotiate a busy shopping area (or similar) and will not move an inch from their current path, or even turn a shoulder.
Shop assistants who ask you if you need help, but then know less than you do about the thing they are asking whether you need help with
Computers that crash just when you need them most
Phones with no signal just when you need them most
Small fiddly objects that you drop, which then travel under something just far enough that you can’t reach them.
People who buy the expensive stuff (e.g. bling bike with fancy wheels, carbon bars, expensive tyres) but never have the boring basics, like a pump, tube, multi-tool etc.