I decided this morning to walk up Snowdon 😀

Coke and nurses hookers. Dressed as nurses.

Climb out the window and disappear.

Dribble

Stink

Decompose

DeaB beat me to it (sadly)

Continue to decompose, like the preceding 40 or so years.

Probably be on shift at work

Having just finished the book, I’m with ‘Rene59’. I’m going to climb out the window and run away!

C.

In the unlikely event I’m not stinking:

ram-raid galacticcreditconverters on me hoverboard

Ride the ‘shore 😛

Climb out of the window and run away with an elephant +2.

Take up base jumping or wing-suit flying.

I will ask my 99year old grandad for a real answer.

I’m Glaswegian, I’ll be lucky to see 60 lol

Same as i did for my 50th, open my two cards, feign excitement and carry on as usual.

I just hope I get 100 bumps

I’ll probably just go to work like most 100 year olds in 75 years time.

another 50 years in this god awful miserable country how bloody depressing.

Foxtrot Oscar then, before your misanthrope brethren remove the right to free movement

I made a list of 50 things to do for my 50th, still working through the list.

Snowden was on the list and have done the hike. Also a ride up/down is on the list and will do that this summer hopefully with a double-header of Cadr-Idris

Heroin, Crystal Meth, and Crack.

I guess by that time i’ll be kept alive artificially in care/nursing home so i’ll get all the female residents to remove their false teeth, form an orderly queue and fellate me one by one till it manages to raise a some sort of reaction out of me, if that fails then i guess it’s time to take a massive irreversible dose of DMT and spend the rest of my short life pretending to be a tree.

Turn in my grave as the bike industry announces 28.3333 recurring inch wheels are the future.

Not that far off. 🙂

Do a century.

I’d like to have a go at the hour record too.

And maybe my last StrathPuffer in that year….

(but might need gears by then, so it’s not like really doing it)

Both my grandparents on my mother’s side are 99 at the moment so I’ll see what they get up to.

fight chuck norris 😀

Turn in my grave.

another 50 years in this god awful miserable country how bloody depressing.

My, you sound like a barrel of laughs. Perhaps you could use part of the next 50 years doing something about it rather than complaining.

At 100 I will continue to meditate.

On the assumption that they wouldn’t lock me up I quite fancy initiating a car chase with the police. Could be exciting.

My dad climbed Snowdon at 82, but at 89 he can only walk on the flat for a few miles.
At 100, I reckon Somafunk’s suggestion is best. Or I’d bribe a nurse.

At 100 I will continue to meditate.

How will people know you are meditating though 😉

Is Guru meditating or dead?

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How will people know you are meditating though

Is Guru meditating or dead?

Not breathing? Actually they breath really slowly so slow they look as if they are not breathing.

Complexion? If you are dead you turn pale white as gravity dictates that the fluid in your body move down.

Flesh rotting? Well, this does not happen to some as the body is so dehydrated there is nothing to rot hence they are preserve naturally.

The breathing test with a mirror is the way to see if s/he is still alive.

retire