Now that I'm nearly as old as deadlydarcy, I find that there's little I want for my Birthday or Christmas. The stuff I do want are not really birthday or xmas present ideas:
A box of 50x m4 x 14 stainless steel socket cap screws to hold my windows in the landrover or
a box of self tapping scres and j-clips
20x lokuts for the floor panels
3x2m of motorhome canvas and high-temp adhesive for refurbing the headlining etc etc.
Im such a romantic.
I'd settle for a bottle of rum and some new pants though I guess. And a pink slip for a couple of days over the holiday period to go and hide on the bike while the M-in-law is round to stay...