some posh ——- have announced they are getting married and the whole world stops according to the beeb.

Maybe they announced it today so that no one would notice the country paying out millions to people who they colluded in the torture of.

I have already booked the day off work so I can sit down in front of the telly and enjoy the Royal Wedding.

Where’s the bunting?

you could at least put SPOILER in the thread title. Selfish bstd!

brilliant who is marryiung whom?
Its the royals innit the one who is actually charlies son that one innit BRILLIANT

Prince William is to marry Kate Middleton next year after the couple became engaged in Kenya, Clarence House says.

It must be true, Clarence House has said so.

Will we get a day off work? If so I will give a shit.

I thought he way gay anyway.

Oooh Ooohh!!! I can I pre-order a commemorative plate and mug?
I haven’t looked at the news yet, so don’t know who it it, but all royalty so I don’t care. But is it the peoples Ginger?

I thought he way gay anyway.

It didn’t stop his uncle Eddy getting hitched.

I thought he way gay anyway.

never stopped his uncle marrying.

EDIT: harrumph. beaten to it 🙁

It didn’t stop his uncle Eddy getting hitched.

never stopped his uncle marrying.

8)

If we do get a bank holiday let’s have an STW couldn’t give a monkey’s ride.

If they get spliced on a Saturday I will feel cheated.

first out of date sausage rolls, now calling the Heir to the throne gay, is there no limit to the perils M_F is subjecting himself to today!

Will the chronic food poisoning get him before his imminent trip to the tower!

“Princess Kate”.

sounds more Littlewoods than Harrods though doesnt it….

Setting a date for spring / summer 2011. That’s pretty quick. You don’t possibly think……

If they get spliced on a Saturday I will feel cheated

Bound to be a Friday. They’ll have no chance of getting a venue, DJ and photographer for a saturday on that short notice.

its Catharine now not Kate, Clarence house said so!

m_f – you only get points for punchlines, not assists. 😛

Hope that’s a day off for riding!!!!

is she up the duff? purdey shotgun wedding?

Kate Middleton = yum yum.

(Wearing jodhpurs in a bath of custard, preferably)

Who’s doing what to her?

m_f – you only get points for punchlines, not assists

I crossed the ball, I was waiting for someone with the killer instinct to put it in the back of the net 😉

Next will be what lucky town/city will they be Duke and Duchess of

Milton Keynes has a certain ring to it although I suspect somewhere like Oxford or Cambridge will be favourite

Maybe they announced it today so that no one would notice the country paying out millions to people who they colluded in the torture of.

The Royals did that did they? What a load of bollix.
I thought we had a Government running the joint and a Monarchy without any real power.

Anyway, Kate Middleton is hot.

Clarence House is saying a lot today.

I bet that he looks like this.

The Royals did that did they? What a load of bollix.
I thought we had a Government running the joint and a Monarchy without any real power.

calm down dear you’ll have a heart attack!

As for monachy without power your deluding yourself!

Maybe they announced it today so that no one would notice the country paying out millions to people who they colluded in the torture of.

*Pictures Prince Willy and Kate Middleton waterboarding detainees in a secret rat-infested dungeon* 😀

I wonder if they can tempt “Big Reg” from the Railway and Naturalist out of retirement to DJ? He was awesome at my wedding. We started off with the theme from Thunderbirds, peaked at Camouflage by Stan Ridgeway and ended up with 633 Squadron.

secret rat-infested dungeon

It isn’t secret – it’s next to that big river in that big city, got big towers and men in fancy dress stood outside.

Great, I’ll book the day off and ride all those cheeky trails the red-sock brigade frequent. Won’t have been that quiet since the day his mum died (brilliant ride was enjoyed that day)

Why is it bad to say ‘pardon’ or ‘toilet’ in the presence of royalty, as her mother is alleged to have outrageously done? Have I missed something? Should it be ‘fack off out of one’s road, one is desperate for the shatter’.

I wonder what’ll happen if some proper news comes in…

Harry_the_Spider – Member

I thought he way gay anyway.

It hasn’t stopped his father getting married twice.

So long as there is a bank holiday and we can all ride for the day, we should give a shit.

I’m beside myself with the excitement. I bet flashy came in his trousers when he heard.

“Won’t have been that quiet since the day his mum died (brilliant ride was enjoyed that day)”

A bit sick perhaps, but I also had a good ride that day. I didn’t fancy a day of being miserable in front of the telly.

I wonder if his half brother will be best man?

I wonder if they will keep with tradition and get the brides parents to pay for the wedding????

I wonder if his half brother will be best man?

8) 😆

What does Terry Devlin say about it?

Terry

missingfrontallobe – Member

Harry_the_Spider – Member

I thought he way gay anyway.

It hasn’t stopped his father getting married twice.

In light of what is going on with “Perkins Gate” I would just like to point out that I wasn’t me who first mentioned this.

His mum’s dead? Why am I always last to hear about stuff like that?

Mrs Franklin-Mint is going to get it tonight. Big style.