https://www.newmilktrayman.com

We are scouring the country to find a modern day hero who can don the iconic black polo neck and become the new face of Cadbury Milk Tray.
The successful job applicant will thrive on adventure, welcome the limelight and above all else, go the extra mile to make a certain someone feel special.

8)

Nope – never go back, they say

I’ve offered my services as a body double for any nude scenes…

This was the second time I applied after auditioning the first time around, but they told me I was a shadow of my former self…

actually, I’ve remembered, “never come back” is what they said 🙁

I applied, but asked it I could deliver some nice chocolates instead.

I can’t understand why, but they don’t want to see me

Formality, really.

I think the new direction Milk Tray are going for these days is ‘grittier’.

I’ve no idea what they’re doing with the adverts, though.

squirrelking, why are you wearing a basque over your polo-neck ?

I’ll probably get the job simply because my body is the epitome of someone who lives on Cadbury’s Milk Tray!

I am now wondering what to wear to the interview.

The new slogan is apparently: “All Because The Lady Loves A Restraining Order”.

The new slogan is apparently: “All Because The Lady Loves A Restraining Order”.

“What the hell are you doing in my house? Get… OOH, CHOCOLATE!”

😀

This one tastes like Rohypnnnnn…….