Chocolate sauce. Slippy!

There was that video a few years ago of some scottish hipsters having a bike race on a frozen canal. That looked pretty cool.

A “beige powder” evening here too: three or four summers ago in my not-quite-localest woods too!

As a lad I seem to remember dry astroturf being good fun for crazy cornering too, albeit with a rather abrasive failure penalty!

What tyres for slippery whale tail blubber?

somafunk wins.

I think I rode that recently. It was called “Greek Wedding” because of the sound of smashing plates.

– Buzz it was Hodge close.

Hmm, probably my old 405 estate, on my trail bike.
The windscreen was the worst bit, but wide tires and low pressures saved me cracking it (despite the noise).

somafunk – awesome – that’s a legend of a story

Also loving the story about the acid and the golf course – brings back good memories! 🙂

Does this class as cheeky OP..