A spam-monger is barraging my hotmail account with intriguing emails. Today I had one offering to show me an entire indian tribe interfering with a horse, and "pert teens" having unnatural relations with, of all things, a monkey.
Now, I am pretty naive about the internet. Most of my consumption of lewd material involves buying pencil drawings of naked ladies from italian women on ebay, and I once downloaded a grainy 43-second video allegedly showing sexual intercourse onto my mobile telephone after paying £3 for the privilege.
I am aware that there is altogether racier material available on the internet, but are people really watching teens having intercourse with monkeys? And even if there are, why the hell does someone think I might be interested?
Seriously, the mind boggles.