There is no bacon in the house. None at all. Not even a sniffling little streaky rasher.

Sunday is fast approaching, and that brekker just won’t be brekker without bacon. We have sausages, we have eggs, we have tomato, we have fungus (Sadly others in the household like them), we have black pudding, etc, in short, we have everything but the purest fundamental of a good brekker.

Any Frazzles?

Plot twist….OP is Jewish.

Try saying beer can 3 times into the mirror. 🙂

Bet you had bacon last Sunday when we were part of the EU.

was it Danish Bacon?

To wake up on a Sunday morning with eggs, mushrooms, sausages but no bacon?

Breaksit 🙁

Go to the shops – or is that TOO obvious?

Onzadog wins Internet 😀

Has hameron resigned?

Is this a metaphor? Are we the bacon?

Fish fingers?

Is this a metaphor?

No. There is no bacon in the house. Neither in fridge nor freezer. Brekker without bacon? Not brekker.

Bacxit?

Neighbours ?

24 hour supermarket eg Tescos

Excuse to ride / drive out for a breakfast

24hr garage?

How can you turn your nose up to fungi but relish the clotted blood? Is weird.

Don’t forget the Sunday roast, if you skip veg at brekkie you’ll be needing extra Brussels for dinner

24 hour supermarket eg Tescos

24hr garage?

Both of the above are terrible suggestions. Good bacon cannot be found in either.

Current state of operating heavy machinery (car) is not optimal. Thanks to this;

Astonishing.

Will have to wake up tomorrow and find a way to solve this problem. The future is whatever we make it…

Neighbours ?

This isn’t Terry and June or the Good Life. People don’t pop in and out of each others houses borrowing cups of bacon anymore.

In lieu of a proper butcher Isn’t there a Waitrose near you, if not there’s your problem, although you could go to Marks and Spencer local at a push.

If neither of those options are open to you your real issue is the need to move home.

24 hour supermarket eg Tescos
24hr garage?

South of the border supermarkets seem to have a different idea to the rest of us as what ’24 hours’ is on a sunday.

Working in york recently I was amused that
a) supermarkets seem to open anyway ‘for browsing’ but won’t sell you anything
b) people go there in quite significant numbers and ‘browse’

I foresee a Capxit first thing in the morning, followed 20 mins later by a negotiated re-accession with bacon. No import tariffs will apply but the rejoining Cap will have to provide bacon for all existing members

Recently I have become aware of bacon jerky. I now have to find some!

Get down to the all night garage then – it’s not rocket science 🙄

😉

Perhaps you could attach some kitchen knives to the mudguard mounts of a comfy yet versatile all rounder, say a Diverge?

And then go drunken pig hunting, obviously.

Some pictures would be nice.

I think it’s £10 per slice now 😛

Poor, vair poor, vair poor indeed !