Ha i can beet that, 3 seconds, no idea how, was litteraly pow pow squirt, followed by about 30 minutes of giggles before going back for (a thankfuly longer) round 2.
I think I’m going to regret saying this, but I did (the johnnies, not the spray) and after a while the little fella was completely numb. I couldn’t tell if I was coming or going (so to speak)
wouldn’t the ‘spray’ also work on your ‘lady friend’ and her not feel ought too? either way thinking about it i’m not sure if i care as i’m with flasheart!
I used to have a mate who we decided to call 2 stroke engine who after a great deal of persistence in getting a local landlords daughter into bed he only lasted (yep 2 strokes) 😈 i know we shouldn’t take the piss about such things but he was always going on about what a stud he was with the ladies 😳
Hehe, did anyone else watch early doors last night? (paraphrasing)
Craig Cash “I’ve been having trouble with my little soldier shooting off all his ammo as soon as he gets into battle”
Mate “oh you been having trouble with premature ejaculation have you? Dont worry about it a lot of men suffer from it”
CC “oh, have you?”
Mate “no I have not! and dont start spreading nasty rumours like that about me, Ben Johnson!”