I'm looking for a spoken word track by Bernard Wrigley that IIRC is spoken over the old Hovis ad' music and includes the insult "Spawny eyed Wassock" and has talk of ringworm and other 3rd world hardships set in the grim north.
I've had a scout around Youtube and googled about a bit, but I'm sure it would be easier If I knew what I was looking for.
All the best,
TR

