Can’t find the thread…

beurmp

This is the thread (I think), no update for a few weeks though.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/three-days-short-of-the-five-year-all-clear/

No news for a month. Don’t like it. 😐

Agree 🙁

Don’t mean to sound like a stalker but bullheart posted here 13 hrs ago so he must be OK. I have nothing but absolute admiration for the bloke, I don’t know him but when I have a bad day for some reason I always think of his struggle and kind of puts things into perspective.

Keep fighting.

Ah, that’s a relief. How’s it going Mark (if you’re reading this)?

Hello all,

I feel like shit. And am currently arguing with a clueless staff nurse. And am sad because my pubes are gone.

I will complete a full update this weekend. If I’m not incarcerated for beating someone to death with one of those cardboard piss cylinder things.

Bullheart

Its all about the pubes 😆

We could have a whip-round for a collection perhaps? I’m not using all of mine.

Chin up mate, fingers crossed for you. If you do bludgeon someone to death with a porta-potty be sure to fill it first.

The last chicken in the shop is apparently a popular look nowadays. Glad to see sense of humour has survived intact.

Surely it makes little bull heart look bigger. Every cloud and all that….?

And am sad because my pubes are gone.

I will complete a full update this weekend

This thread IS NOT useless without pics thanks!

We could have a whip-round for a collection perhaps? I’m not using all of mine.

Pee or pubes?

Could be staff nurses. With some people you never know.

Owning someone with a cardboard bottle of piss… OUTSTANDING 8) Good luck fella

Wee in their shoes using decanted piss ?

Pubes you say?

…and as if that wasn’t bad enough, I’ve just been to the loo to measure how much pee I’m getting rid of-monitoring dehydration and the like.

This will be a problem. Mainly because most of it is down the front of my jeans.

So I’ve shuffled back to my chair, with my bag ‘o’ Mesna in front of my crotch, covering the most toxic splashbomb known to mankind. It smells of roast chicken, and as I’m typing this I’m eyeing up the other patients in order to work out whether they’ve noticed or not.

This is a less than good day….

Well that’s helped put my day into some sort of context!

However, I’m sure my old chap is happy. Like a bald pink otter lying in a pungent, denim-lined pool.

However, I’m sure my old chap is happy. Like a bald pink otter lying in a pungent, denim-lined pool.

Ah, chuckling away at others miss-fortune, I really am a nasty ****!

Your ability to make others laugh when it’s really inappropriate should buy you some good karma points if nothing else mate 🙂

This is merely another story you’ll be telling your grand kids one day.

Spits tea onto screen…. 😆

-surprisingly NWS googling ‘blind mole rat staff nurse’ 🙂

Just like the view I have in the bath. With added empty loo-roll tube.

(CAVEAT) Clearly, I have not put my bald boatman in a cardboard toilet roll tube whilst in the bath (CAVEAT)

[…yet]

(CAVEAT) Clearly, I have not put my bald boatman in a cardboard toilet roll tube whilst in the bath (CAVEAT)

[…yet]

You don’t know what you’re missing, especially when the tube goes soggy

Clearly, I have not put my bald boatman in a cardboard toilet roll tube whilst in the bath

A previously empty diary for this evening suddenly has potential.

Mark, glad to hear you’re in good spirits

Smooth bald sweaty nut sack here too bloody annoying isn’t it 😡

Hope the treatments going well and the family are holding up ok.

I’ve finally been allowed to piss in a toilet instead of a cardboard tube this morning 8) first time in 35 days. I’m going home tomorrow for a break before round 3, I should be out for about 3 weeks which is going to be amazing. I can’t wait to give the little man a big hug.

Roast chicken sounds bearable, the ward here reaks as if the jolly green giant’s splashed his load all over the place. It’s really starting to get up my nose now, can’t wait for fresh air. BTW the sweetcorn smell is from stem cell preservatives, it seems to ooz out of the recipient for days after transplant. Thankfully mine will be fresh from my brother, so won’t have to endure my own unique sweetcorn smell up close and inescapable.

Keep fighting, I’m expecting to meet up for a ride next year.

I really must toughen up and get the comparatively side effect-less mess I’ve been prescribed.

Hats off Mark and Keith!

Ditto… You two make me bloody proud to be human and I am so sorry you are both going though this.

I am sure your stories have helped many many people.

Fight hard. Good luck chaps.

Put my gripes into perspective

Keep up the good fight guys

Inspiring words Mark and Keith. I hate cancer but my prostate removal 6 months ago today pales into insignificance when I read your threads. Be strong guys.

chin up, we are behind you.

Is it wrong to be laughing at others misfortune if it’s actually them who are trying to make you laugh.

And Donk’s comment made a bit of gin come out of my my nose.

Whack its arse with a bald chicken in a toilet roll tube. Actually, could that be the logo on a new set of t-shirts?

Bullheart I shorn my pubes off once…it looked like a pile of chicken giblets on a warm summers day. Ever since Ive gone for the thicket-look 🙂

Keith; the ride is on fella, I can assure you of that…

We’ll done for keeping on keeping on. It’s the small things that lead to the ‘winner winner chicken dinner’ moment.

Back in the Cancer Hotel now. Very nice, very swish. Drapes are tres classy…

Ianc, I met a lovely chap today that offered to use a robot to remove my prostate. I politely declined as my current set of biopsy results showed 3% of 1 of the 50 samples taken had cancerous cells in it and monitoring seemed to be the way forward. That and the huge prostate I have which meant a large exit for the beastie after the robot had finished and the 50/50 chance of being incontinent and/or impotent due to nerve damage.
I plan to die with prostate cancer not of prostate cancer, also not smelling of wee appeals at the tender age of 52.

Keith and Mark ‘keep on keeping on’ is the way to go. The game is 12:01am and a new day, good luck.

Sandwich, feel free to drop me a mail. 49 here, biopsy was fairly good also, once in there the tumour was found to be a T3A (bad) and hopefully whipped out just in time. Fingers crossed….

Iain, I’m assessed as T1C and with a 6 score on Gleason. MRI and bonescan were both clear so currently it’s in the prostate and not in the wild yet. Oncology this week to see if nuking from orbit is going to happen. Which is what will drive the HOLEP I put my name down for. Apparently the consultant gets edgy if he has to operate on irradiated tissue 😀

Good luck with the follow up. May all your tests be clear ones.