Well the old body is slowly getting worn out, dodgy back, sore knee and hand after fall,and a few other things.

So how do i go about getting warranty repairs for fair wear and tear us on my body.

Has it be regulary serviced by a specialist?

This is usually a requirement for any warranty 😆

I have a non-standard sized stomach..does it invalidate the warranty?

Contact the manufacturers. Although they may have stopped production now.

Have you got the receipt?

Wear and tear not covered. Can you prove that it is defective in some way? If insured there's a bloke down the pub that'll get rid of it for you for a couple of pints.