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  • [warning] SEE!! I knew I wasn't the only one!! [mental content]
  • therealhoops
    Free Member

    This arrived in the email today:

    Good day.

    My name is Igor Mironchik. I am from Belarus. I am 28 years old. Two
    years ago, I worked as a programmer in the company «Intervale». For some
    reasons I had to retire from there, but I soon got a job at another
    company in which I was able to work about two weeks. The cause of my
    problem is that I’m chased by group of individuals, which is equipped
    with equipment allowing them to read my thoughts, to work on my mind,
    impairing its activity and overall health of the body. They use their
    ability to read my thoughts with a view to upset my plans. So I am
    suffering for about two years. I could not even watch TV, so destructive
    devices used on me. I’m looking for someone who can help me financially
    or else to help migrate to the United States and to arrange for the work
    I could do. I do not ask for fairytale life, if only enough to live. So
    live I can not. Save my life.

    I appealed to the President of the Republic of Belarus and the police
    for help, but all to no avail. I completely lost faith in himself. I’m
    hoping for the miracle that with your hands. Please, help me. I need $100.000.

    Beneficiary: Igor Mironchik
    3819327001347/840
    Clien account: 131-2825
    Bank of beneficiary: SWIFT BPSBBY2X
    JSC BPS-BANK
    (OPEN JOINT-STOCK COMPANY BELPROMSTROIBANK)
    BANKING SERVICES CENTRE N327
    BELARUS
    Bank correspondent:
    – DEUTSCHE BANK TRUST COMPANY AMERICAS, NEW YORK, USA, 04-098-818, SWIFT BKTRUS33
    – STANDARD CHARTERED BANK, NEW YORK BRANCH, USA, 3582023475001, SWIFT SCBLUS33
    – CITIBANK N.A., NEW YORK, USA, 36249342, SWIFT CITIUS33
    – JP MORGAN CHASE BANK N.A., NEW YORK, USA, 899579981, SWIFT CHASUS33

    Contact me: imironchick@gmail.com

    I BELIEVE HIM, why would he lie about something like this? They’re equppied with equipment FFS!!

    lazybike
    Free Member

    I think it might be a scam……I’m only sending $50

    jon1973
    Free Member

    Just reading this email means they can now read your thoughts too.

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    thepurist
    Full Member

    Can we not just send him a tin foil hat? Proven to stop all mind rays, innit.

    lazybike
    Free Member

    Just reading this email means they can now read your thoughts too

    you have to read it 3 times…..

    therealhoops
    Free Member

    There might be some steam in the tin hat idea. Let me tell him and I’ll see what he says.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    There might be some steam in the tin hat idea.

    I was thinking exactly the same thing.

    Wait a minute! Get out of my mind!

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    That said, you’d only get steam if you wrap your head in tin foil then stick it the oven

    therealhoops
    Free Member

    or stick it over a cuppa, either way is worth a punt

    ir_bandito
    Free Member

    I could not even watch TV,

    No celbrity Big Brother?
    Help the man!

    DezB
    Free Member

    He exists: Igor Mironchik

    They are destroying the poor chap’s C++ skills with their equipment!

    konabunny
    Free Member

    I don’t think it’s necessarily a scam.

    Not to be po-faced about this, but in my old job I had to deal with 2-3 people with similar paranoid delusions to this and it was very sad. They were absolutely convinced they were being surveilled/monitored/interfered with. It must have been awful for them.

    Sorry.

    stilltortoise
    Free Member

    Anyone know how to steal an identity using bank details??

    therealhoops
    Free Member

    konabunny – are you Tony Blair?

    konabunny
    Free Member

    are you Tony Blair?

    lol!

    I’d be too busy having mud massages in Mayan pyramids to be bickering with you pondscum if I were! 😉

    therealhoops
    Free Member

    HE’S REPLIED!!!

    > Hi Igor,
    > I too have suspected that people are reading my thoughts. Have you tried
    > wearing a hat made from tin foil?
    >
    > I’m here for you
    >
    > Eddie

    Good day, Eddie.

    No I didn’t try to wear a hat from tin foil.
    Help me.

    thepurist
    Full Member

    Send him this – should help.

    Pickers
    Full Member

    Good day.

    My name is Igor Mironchik. I am from Belarus. I am 28 years old. Two
    years ago, I worked as a programmer in the company «Intervale». For some
    reasons I had to retire from there, but I soon got a job at another
    company in which I was able to work about two weeks. The cause of my
    problem is that I’m chased by group of individuals, which is equipped
    with equipment allowing them to read my thoughts, to work on my mind,
    impairing its activity and overall health of the body. They use their
    ability to read my thoughts with a view to upset my plans. So I am
    suffering for about two years. I could not even watch TV, so destructive
    devices used on me. I’m looking for someone who can help me financially
    or else to help migrate to the United States and to arrange for the work
    I could do. I do not ask for fairytale life, if only enough to live. So
    live I can not. Save my life.

    I appealed to the President of the Republic of Belarus and the police
    for help, but all to no avail. I completely lost faith in himself. I’m
    hoping for the miracle that with your hands. Please, help me. I need $100.000.

    This works better if you say it in Meerkat accent

    mastiles_fanylion
    Free Member

    I do not ask for fairytale life

    I need $100.000

    Brilliant.

    IHN
    Full Member

    This works better if you say it in Meerkat accent

    Excellent 🙂

    lazybike
    Free Member

    No I didn’t try to wear a hat from tin foil.

    well if he’s not going to help himself….I’m out.

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