OK, picture the scene. Widow on stealth weapon descending quickly on tarmac into pretty little chalkstream hamlet. Three wally's - early 20's, tight white t-shirts, I'm so cool - strutting in road 3 abreast and made no attempt to let me through/move aside.
One then had the audacity to make a smart-ar$e comment, I duly replied. Probably not what he wanted to hear.
So ... I came very close to riding into one of them. Could have been painful ... for him.
What would you have done?

